1 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:35,635 [Music plays on radio] 2 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:37,236 Good morning and howdy to you, Arizona. 3 00:00:37,338 --> 00:00:38,408 Good morning, Arizona. This is Bo... 4 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:41,436 And this is Jim, and we're once again welcoming you 5 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,182 to the Bo and Jim morning show. 6 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:45,207 Good morning. Myself reporting the news 7 00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:47,353 and Jim reporting weather and sports. 8 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:49,348 It's exactly 9:01--9:02. 9 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:51,590 And now Jim will be along in a few minutes 10 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:53,315 with today's latest weather conditions. 11 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:56,161 But first, today's show is being brought to you by... 12 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:58,157 Mama Lena's, the only restaurant in the state 13 00:00:58,259 --> 00:01:01,699 offering home-cooked meals just like your own mama used to make. 14 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:02,725 Mmm! 15 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:04,300 Mama Lena's is located conveniently 16 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:05,798 in the center of downtown flagstaff, 17 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:08,369 where she opens each day for breakfast at 7 A.M. 18 00:01:08,469 --> 00:01:11,609 And serves those scrumptious dinners until 10 P.M. 19 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:15,235 And now, here's Jim with the latest on the weather. Jim? 20 00:01:15,343 --> 00:01:16,513 Thanks, Bo. You're welcome. 21 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:17,850 Today's weather will be more about the same. 22 00:01:17,945 --> 00:01:21,045 Around the state, the winds will be cold, they'll be brisk. 23 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:22,549 Especially in the northern portion. 24 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:24,450 It's gonna get a little nippy up there. 25 00:01:24,552 --> 00:01:26,522 Flagstaff will be in the mid-to lower 50s 26 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:28,390 and may even get down to the high 40s. 27 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:31,129 I was talking to an old man just a little while ago. 28 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:33,185 He said it might be down to the 30s. 29 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:34,464 So if you're going out to mama's, 30 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:37,332 for lunch, for dinner, for breakfast, you better bundle up. 31 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:38,731 If you have a hat, wear it. 32 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:41,642 As my grandpappy used to say, if you keep the top of your head warm, 33 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:43,465 the rest of the body will follow suit. 34 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:44,641 Good old grandpappy, Jim. 35 00:01:44,738 --> 00:01:46,068 Bo, I'll return after the news 36 00:01:46,174 --> 00:01:48,744 with more weather and the latest in sports. 37 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:50,242 [Birds chirping] 38 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:51,684 [Dog panting] 39 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:52,709 Hey. 40 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:54,683 How are ya this mornin'? 41 00:01:54,782 --> 00:01:55,722 [Barking] 42 00:01:55,816 --> 00:01:57,246 [Harmonica playing] Yeah? 43 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:59,651 No, you can't come with me. 44 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:01,723 Not this time. 45 00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:04,731 [Playing harmonica] 46 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:10,263 You're leaving? 47 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:11,374 [Playing harmonica] 48 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,495 Yes, Dan. Yes. 49 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:15,671 I'm going to Oregon. 50 00:02:15,769 --> 00:02:18,409 [Barking] 51 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:48,669 [Grunting] 52 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:50,499 Wait. 53 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:11,888 Hi. 54 00:03:11,992 --> 00:03:13,292 Hi! 55 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:14,404 Hi! 56 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:18,865 [Horn honks] 57 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,536 Scum! 58 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:25,568 Dirtbag! 59 00:03:25,673 --> 00:03:27,913 You better take off, 'cause you come back here, 60 00:03:28,008 --> 00:03:30,808 I might kick some butt! 61 00:03:31,379 --> 00:03:33,879 Oh, come on, god, please? 62 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:35,881 Just do me this one favor. 63 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:39,353 I'll never ask for another one. 64 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:44,330 Jeez, god. 65 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:46,625 [Brakes squeal] 66 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:49,497 I didn't mean it. 67 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,278 Hi. 68 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:07,420 Hi. 69 00:04:07,515 --> 00:04:08,475 My name is homer. 70 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:12,892 What's--what's your guys' name? 71 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:14,216 Money. 72 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:16,022 Now. 73 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:21,858 Thank you. 74 00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:24,772 Move it, maggot. 75 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:33,241 Ha ha ha ha ha! 76 00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:37,451 You forgot this, you ignorant slimeballs! 77 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:42,715 [Brakes squealing, tires screeching] 78 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:57,468 Right sock. 79 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:05,340 Can I have my bag? 80 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:49,754 Thank you. 81 00:06:23,751 --> 00:06:27,561 [Country western music playing] 82 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:42,969 Edna! You cook these goddamn fries in 40-weight motor oil? 83 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:45,140 Tastes greasy as som'bitch. 84 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,538 Wring 'em out. 85 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:36,458 [Airplane flying low] 86 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:17,625 [Laughing] 87 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:23,137 I think I want this. 88 00:08:23,571 --> 00:08:24,771 That's 2 cents. 89 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:27,682 [Muttering] 90 00:08:27,775 --> 00:08:29,575 Ok. 91 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:42,516 What about the ones you already swiped? 92 00:08:42,623 --> 00:08:46,233 Didn't think I seen that, did you? 93 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:55,669 It hasn't been going too great for me lately. 94 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:57,739 Get out of here. 95 00:08:57,838 --> 00:08:59,268 I'm gonna pay you for these, I promise. 96 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,512 Forget it. 97 00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:02,908 No, I'm gonna-- I'm gonna mail you a check. 98 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:04,280 I just need your zip code. 99 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:07,047 No, that's ok. I'm gonna go to the post office 100 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:10,677 and I'm gonna get the zip code. 101 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:12,994 Thanks. 102 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:14,716 I mean it, too. 103 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:16,162 Y-you know, one day, 104 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:17,886 when you least expect it, 105 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,791 you're gonna get a check 106 00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:23,063 for $3.00 in the mail from me. 107 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,673 Homer lanza. 108 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:01,966 [Grunting] 109 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:16,316 [Yawns] 110 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,157 Hi. 111 00:10:28,261 --> 00:10:29,201 Aah! 112 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,256 [Brakes squeal] 113 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,596 Sorry. 114 00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:37,302 Sorry?! What the fuck are you doin' in my car? 115 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:39,174 I didn't know you was in the car. 116 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,312 Who did you think was in it? 117 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:42,807 I didn't think nobody was in the car. 118 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,140 I thought it was a wreck. 119 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,784 You thought this was a wreck? 120 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,080 Come here. Come here. 121 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,121 What? 122 00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:50,116 Come here. 123 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:51,117 Look. 124 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,648 Does this look like a wreck to you? 125 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,893 Huh? Does it look like a wreck to you? 126 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:55,888 Well, yeah. 127 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,189 This is not a wreck. 128 00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,230 This is a Lincoln. 129 00:10:58,325 --> 00:10:59,225 That's a continental. See that? 130 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,256 Where? 131 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,900 Read it, right there. Right there. 132 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,395 Where? Read it so you can see it. 133 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,166 Uhh! Just get-- 134 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,636 uhh... 135 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:12,066 Call my fuckin' car a wreck. 136 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,850 All right. Fine. 137 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,825 Goddamn it. 138 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,033 Hey. 139 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,744 Hey. 140 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:45,206 [Breathing hard] 141 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,335 You got any money? 142 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,210 No. 143 00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:50,739 I'm busted. 144 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:53,354 Oh, yeah, you're busted, all right. 145 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:56,246 Where you goin' without no money? 146 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:58,019 Oregon. 147 00:11:58,118 --> 00:12:00,248 Oregon? 148 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,223 I'm going up to see my dad. 149 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,692 He's in the hospital. 150 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:04,861 He's got cancer. 151 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:06,758 I want to see him before he dies. 152 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:10,360 Hey, I'm real sorry to hear that. 153 00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:17,969 Just out of curiosity, 154 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,111 how come you're traveling to Oregon 155 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:22,977 without a penny in your pocket? 156 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,046 Well, I had $87, 157 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:27,345 but some guys took it. 158 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,117 Uh-huh. Oh, yeah? 159 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,276 Some guys took your $87? 160 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:32,754 Yeah. 161 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:33,793 Who? 162 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:36,457 2 guys in a red Ford. 163 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,458 Oh, yeah? 164 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,260 Which way did they go? 165 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:46,273 Um... 166 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,437 That way. 167 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,766 You want a ride? 168 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,735 You sure you're going that way? 169 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:57,744 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 170 00:12:57,845 --> 00:13:00,075 See, this car goes anywhere I want it to go. 171 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,310 I just get behind the wheel and it goes. 172 00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:03,754 Take you to Oregon, we'll find these guys, 173 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,491 and we'll get my $87 back, huh? 174 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,045 Yeah. I haven't had a ride 175 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,864 in a long time. Nowhere to go. 176 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:16,033 [Tires screeching] 177 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:22,798 So what do you do for work? 178 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,206 I'm a Christian scientist. 179 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,235 Yeah. Oh, really? 180 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,439 There's a Christian science reading room 181 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:29,981 oh, yeah? Right by my house. 182 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:31,207 You want a candy bar? I got one. 183 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,921 Let me have the slo poke in your pocket there. 184 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,875 What slo poke? 185 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:39,254 The slo poke I found when I went through your shit. 186 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:41,452 You know what slo poke I'm talking about. 187 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,094 Oh--oh, that slo poke. 188 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:46,360 Oh, that's my last one. But I got a couple other ones here 189 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:47,389 you might like. 190 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,204 Here. This one here is a switzer. 191 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:50,196 This is real good. 192 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:51,227 I don't want switzers. 193 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,431 Look, it's artificially flavored. 194 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,232 I don't care. I don't eat artificially flavored stuff. 195 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:57,144 Well, how about the whoppers? The whoppers got a lot of good stuff in it. 196 00:13:57,237 --> 00:14:00,437 No. They got that malted milk stuff and that caramel in it. 197 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:01,470 Well, so does a slo poke. 198 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:02,484 No, it doesn't. 199 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:03,535 It does not. Yes, it does. 200 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,353 Read the label. Uh-huh. 201 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:08,015 Give me that. 202 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:11,815 I hope you're proud of yourself. 203 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,949 Yeah, kinda. 204 00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:21,256 My name is homer lanza. 205 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,301 What? 206 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,325 Homer lanza. 207 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,230 Homer like you hit a baseball home run 208 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:29,072 and lanza like the famous singer Mario lanza. 209 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,199 Mario lanza? 210 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:33,213 Mario lanza? I love Mario lanza! 211 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,336 What, are you related? 212 00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:36,281 No, I don't think so, but... 213 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,906 He don't send me no money at Christmas time, 214 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:42,422 you know what I mean? [Laughs] 215 00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,019 What's your name? 216 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:49,021 Eddie. 217 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,522 Edwina... cervi. 218 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,264 Edwina? 219 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,430 Yeah. 220 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,356 Edwina? 221 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,074 That's a girl's name. 222 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,526 Yeah. And homer is a faggot's name. 223 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:02,574 So... Is not. 224 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:03,599 Is not. Yeah. 225 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:04,703 No, it's not. 226 00:15:04,804 --> 00:15:06,314 Where do you think the word homer came from? 227 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,336 No. Homo. 228 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,380 Oh, yeah. 229 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,175 Homo lanza. That's you. 230 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:11,277 So how do you make money? 231 00:15:11,378 --> 00:15:12,608 What, do you work? You got a job? 232 00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:13,652 I'm a dishwasher. 233 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,546 Huh? That's your work? 234 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,178 I'm a dishwasher, too. 235 00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:18,224 Yeah. Really? 236 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:20,448 It's a small world, ain't it? 237 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:21,593 Yeah, yeah. 238 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:24,018 I used to work... [Continues indistinct] 239 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,264 Yeah, I'd like that! 240 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,188 I like saltwater Taffy... 241 00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:31,104 [Continues indistinct] 242 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:34,431 You know, I've had pizza from all around the world, 243 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:37,244 but I think I like Arizona pizza the best. 244 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:38,437 Absolutely the best. 245 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:41,238 You know, this is really a nice restaurant, Eddie. 246 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:42,341 You sure you can afford this? 247 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,442 Oh, yeah. I figured it was the least I could do 248 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,084 since I bashed your fuckin' head into the car. 249 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:49,179 Oh, that's ok. I've been--I've been hit a lot worse than that. 250 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,582 I was hit with a baseball one time. 251 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:51,623 Oh. 252 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,448 Yeah. That's why I'm the way I am. 253 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:55,323 Oh, yeah? How's that? 254 00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:56,922 You know, not too smart. 255 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:59,664 Who the fuck says you're not smart? 256 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,089 Everybody. 257 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,204 They all say that. 258 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,695 It's because when the ball hit me, 259 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:08,337 it knocked my brainstems loose or something like that. 260 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,665 What the fuck is a brainstem? 261 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,439 I never fuckin' even heard of it. 262 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:12,468 Brainstems... 263 00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:14,572 Are things that are in your neck here... 264 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:15,714 Uh-huh. 265 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,578 That push your brain up to the top of your head 266 00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:20,947 just in case your brain wants to fall down into your neck. 267 00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:22,378 Get the fuck outta here. 268 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,422 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 269 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:26,516 They say I haven't been the same since. 270 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:27,549 Really? 271 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,164 Well, so what happened? 272 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,156 Well, they tell me 273 00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:32,057 that I was playing third base, right? 274 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:35,229 And some guy-- I wasn't paying no attention, I guess-- 275 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,528 and some guy just whacked the ball real hard 276 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,400 and I got beaned right in my ear. 277 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,039 If you look real close here... 278 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,395 You can still see my-- my, uh... 279 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,074 My stitches. See? See them right back there? 280 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:48,644 Oh, yeah, look at that shit right there. 281 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:49,641 Yeah. Yeah, neat, huh? 282 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,412 Yeah. That's fuckin' hip, man. 283 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,711 It's like Frankenstein and shit. 284 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:57,452 Hey, buddy, you want to hold it down on the cuss words? 285 00:16:57,550 --> 00:16:58,590 This is my wife. 286 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,285 Eddie, I don't think-- 287 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:04,518 well, why don't you take the ugly bitch home, huh? 288 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,334 Eddie--Eddie, you're much more important than-- 289 00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:08,727 uhh! Uhh... 290 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:11,058 What the fuck you gettin' up for? 291 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:12,474 I'm homer lanza. Then sit the fuck down. 292 00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:14,995 Check, please. She's not really a bad guy 293 00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:16,172 once you get to know her. 294 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:19,039 She's helping me find my money that these guys robbed. 295 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,509 What you lookin' at? 296 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:21,707 Is that your wife? 297 00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,008 She's very lovely. 298 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:25,080 I can see why you got upset when she said motherfucker. 299 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,278 But you shouldn't worry, because sticks and stones 300 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,220 may break your bones, but words will never hurt you. 301 00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:31,217 You gotta remember that. 302 00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:33,288 Hi. I'm homer lanza. You know, any-- 303 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,686 come on, homer, we gotta go. 304 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,217 Ok. She's a very nice person. 305 00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:37,693 You know, I got robbed of $87 one time 306 00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,560 and she's been really nice about that. 307 00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:42,699 She's good friend of mine. She don't do this often. 308 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,055 Bye-bye, now. 309 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:48,435 Bye. Thank you very much. It was very good pizza. 310 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,535 Hey, Mickey, a stolen credit card! 311 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:55,107 [Shouting in japanese] 312 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,138 [Engine revving] 313 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,583 What's the hurry, Eddie? 314 00:17:57,677 --> 00:18:00,047 There he is! There he is! 315 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,247 [Mickey shouting indistinctly] 316 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:06,618 ...you creep cocksucker! What are you cocksuckers-- 317 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:16,225 [truck horn honking] 318 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,537 I think he busted your window. 319 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:23,695 It's ok. It's ok. 320 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,273 Boy, he was sure upset, wasn't he? 321 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,772 What'd you do, give him a bad credit card or something? 322 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,644 No, no, no. I gave him diners club. 323 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:31,212 I didn't know it was overdrawn. 324 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:33,081 You know, no one cuts you a break no more. 325 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,180 Ain't that the truth? 326 00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,751 Yeah. You know, I applied for a credit card once. 327 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:36,748 Get outta here. 328 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:37,749 Yeah. The bank turned me down. 329 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,290 Yeah. Really? 330 00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:40,416 Well, you know, you ain't a man 331 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,450 till you got a credit card. 332 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,094 I don't know what I would do without mine. 333 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:45,430 Well, I'm not gonna go back there 334 00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:47,255 and ask 'em for yours. 335 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,630 Nosirree. 336 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:49,758 Ha ha ha ha ha! 337 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:52,132 Well, shit, it's the computer's fault, anyway. 338 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:53,472 I mean, the computer is the worst-- 339 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,236 I don't know, it's the worst thing ever created. 340 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:57,236 Yeah. 341 00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,507 I mean, it's worse that the clap. 342 00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,765 It's worse than cops. It's damn near as bad as shrinks, man, 343 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:03,113 [belches] I'm telling you. 344 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,310 Damn, homer. 345 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,381 [Belches] 346 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,778 Yeah, well, how come you hit me back there, Eddie? 347 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:09,781 Huh? 348 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:10,852 How come you hit me back there? 349 00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,190 I mean... 350 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,415 I don't know. I don't know. 351 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,650 I just--i felt like it, I guess. 352 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:16,524 I--i know, but don't do that no more, ok? 353 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,193 'Cause it really hurts like the dickens. 354 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:21,831 Well, homer, I mean, I can't make any promises. 355 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:22,828 God. 356 00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,729 I thought we was friends. 357 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,531 Friends? No, man, I'm just using you 358 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,804 to get my $87 back. 359 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,272 Well... 360 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,241 Well, don't do it no more, anyway, ok? 361 00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:36,310 'Cause I just can't take a punch like I used to 362 00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,679 when I was in the golden gloves. 363 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,208 You were never in no golden-- 364 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,324 you such a liar. 365 00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:43,315 Golden gloves. No! 366 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:46,146 No, I knocked out about 600 guys. 367 00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:47,153 [Laughing] 368 00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:48,224 Yes. 369 00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:51,191 Yeah, I only lost one fight in my whole career. 370 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,161 And I got screwed on that one. 371 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,160 You are so full of-- 372 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,431 no, I was in Guatemala and those... 373 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,368 I should've never went down there. The refs were murder. 374 00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:00,165 Eddie: You are so full of shit. 375 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,527 You go down to the hall of records 376 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,674 and you look it up and it's there. 377 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:06,940 [Continues indistinct] 378 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,372 Homer. 379 00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:36,696 Come on, where the fuck are you? Huh? Huh? 380 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,013 God damn it. 381 00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:44,484 I packed an extra toothbrush. 382 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,877 So, I'll let you borrow mine if you promise 383 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:51,280 that you'll wash it off real good. 384 00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:52,394 Fuck that. 385 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:53,385 All right. 386 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,216 But you don't want all that plaque and tarter 387 00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:56,362 to build up on your choppers. 388 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,756 My dentist says that once you get it on there, 389 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,888 it takes a blowtorch to get it off. 390 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:04,463 Is that all you think about is plaque and fuckin' tarter? 391 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:08,544 Well, in the morning and after meals, yes. 392 00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,842 Do you know what's out there? 393 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,608 Besides your car? 394 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,336 There are lawyers, 395 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,912 there are shrinks, 396 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,349 there are nuns! 397 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:22,676 [Rumbling] 398 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:27,248 Did you hear that? 399 00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:28,254 What? 400 00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:29,685 It's the big one. 401 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,489 [Rumbling gets louder] 402 00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:32,931 It's an earthquake. 403 00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:35,555 I don't think I can get this brush clean. 404 00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:36,602 Shh! 405 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:39,426 [Rumbling louder] 406 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:45,509 No. No. 407 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:47,943 That wasn't it. 408 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,440 That wasn't it. 409 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:50,582 Where was I? 410 00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:53,947 You was talkin' about murderers, rapists, and lawyers. 411 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:54,946 Yes. 412 00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,477 There's--there's lawyers... 413 00:21:57,584 --> 00:21:58,954 And shrinks and-- 414 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:00,621 and there's nuns, and there's... 415 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:01,550 There's peop-- there's people-- 416 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:02,994 there's people out there starving. 417 00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:04,319 There's people out there starving. 418 00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:06,634 They don't have anyplace to go. There's no food for them. 419 00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:08,896 And there's hurricanes and there's all kinds of weather 420 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,425 and there's pestilence. God made pestilence. 421 00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:14,971 And that's what he put down on people. He made pestilence. 422 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:16,197 And he made diseases. 423 00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:17,902 There's diseases that they don't even have a cure for. 424 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:20,844 It doesn't even matter how much rich-- how much rich you are, 425 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:22,780 and it doesn't matter to them because they can't cure it. 426 00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:27,575 It doesn't matter what you do. They don't have the money to cure it. 427 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,420 And you want me to... 428 00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:31,316 You want me... 429 00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:33,588 To brush my teeth? 430 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,556 You want to brush your teeth now?! 431 00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:36,585 Ohh! 432 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,559 Hey, cut it out! Stop it, Eddie! 433 00:22:39,659 --> 00:22:40,659 I'm not kiddin', Eddie! 434 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:41,730 Uhh! 435 00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:42,858 You're gonna hurt your-- stop it, Eddie! 436 00:22:42,962 --> 00:22:46,332 Cut it out! Cut it out! Stop it, Eddie! 437 00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:48,603 Stop! Stop that, Eddie! 438 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:51,471 Eddie! No, Eddie, stop it! 439 00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:55,341 I won't ask you to brush your teeth no more, Eddie! 440 00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:57,882 All right, stop it, Eddie! 441 00:22:57,977 --> 00:22:59,507 No! 442 00:22:59,612 --> 00:23:01,352 Eddie! [Grunting] 443 00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:03,848 Oh, my god! 444 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:06,890 [Panting] 445 00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:10,786 [Whimpering] 446 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:14,730 [Crying] 447 00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:16,895 [Sobbing] 448 00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:19,896 Eddie... 449 00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:23,539 [Crying] 450 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,010 * home 451 00:23:30,109 --> 00:23:35,449 * is where I long to be 452 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,448 * home 453 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:42,560 * with friends and family 454 00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:44,515 * home 455 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:49,434 * stays in my memory 456 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:56,043 * oh, I wish that I was home 457 00:23:57,637 --> 00:23:59,507 * home 458 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:04,606 * is where my heart is 459 00:24:04,711 --> 00:24:06,551 * home 460 00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:11,516 * is where it's always been 461 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:13,488 * home 462 00:24:13,586 --> 00:24:19,186 * where sweet memories live 463 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:24,961 * how I wish that I was home 464 00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:27,704 keep you warm. 465 00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:31,969 Thank you. 466 00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:37,536 So, homer, what do you do for fun in Arizona? 467 00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:38,584 Oh, you know, lots of stuff. 468 00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:42,048 You know, I play with the neighbor's dogs, 469 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:43,218 and I smash bottles. 470 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,845 I read all about baseballs. 471 00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:46,921 I fix the kids' tires down the street. 472 00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:48,219 Well, it depends-- ever been laid? 473 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,120 How'd you like to get some of that cheerleader pussy, huh? 474 00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:52,833 Sit on your face? 475 00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:54,085 Eddie, come on. 476 00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:56,603 Hey! Hey, girls! 477 00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:58,196 Hey, girls? [Cheering] 478 00:24:58,297 --> 00:24:59,767 Hey, girls! 479 00:24:59,866 --> 00:25:02,026 Hey, girls! This is my friend. 480 00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:05,544 He--he is the stud of life, 481 00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:06,768 like this is great. 482 00:25:06,873 --> 00:25:10,913 [Chanting cheers] 483 00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:13,950 Hey! Hey, girls! 484 00:25:14,046 --> 00:25:14,976 Let's get you laid. 485 00:25:15,081 --> 00:25:17,221 Hey, I've been laid. I've been laid. 486 00:25:17,316 --> 00:25:19,146 Hey. Eddie. 487 00:25:19,251 --> 00:25:21,551 Hey! Whoo! Whoo! 488 00:25:21,654 --> 00:25:23,594 Hey, girls! Hey! 489 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:25,630 Rick 'em, rack 'em, Rick 'em, rack 'em, 490 00:25:25,725 --> 00:25:27,885 get that guy and really fuck him. 491 00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:29,664 [Indistinct] 492 00:25:29,762 --> 00:25:31,162 Come on, we're gonna get killed! 493 00:25:31,263 --> 00:25:33,773 Hey, girls! Hey! 494 00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:36,036 [Cheering] 495 00:25:36,135 --> 00:25:39,205 [Laughing] 496 00:25:39,305 --> 00:25:40,235 Whoo! Ha ha! 497 00:25:40,339 --> 00:25:41,269 Ha ha ha! 498 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,943 [Horn honking] 499 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:44,212 I said I've been laid, Eddie. 500 00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:46,680 What's the matter with you? You crazy?! 501 00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:48,879 Hey, fuck you! Fuck you! 502 00:25:48,981 --> 00:25:50,781 Fuckin' people. 503 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:51,783 Man. 504 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:52,794 What were you sayin'? 505 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:53,815 I said I haven't been laid a lot. 506 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,890 I mean, Arizona's a very tough state for that. 507 00:25:55,988 --> 00:25:58,518 Oh. Well, you ain't a man till you been laid. 508 00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:01,255 I mean, you are not a man till you've had some pussy. 509 00:26:01,360 --> 00:26:03,660 I don't know what I would do without mine. 510 00:26:03,763 --> 00:26:05,033 And you know what? I got a cousin-- 511 00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:07,631 I got a cousin break you in just right. 512 00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:09,604 Eddie, I said I'd been laid. 513 00:26:09,702 --> 00:26:10,672 You just said not a lot. 514 00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:15,110 Well, it depends if you consider 5,000 a lot. 515 00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:18,077 Where did you get 5,000 women? 516 00:26:18,177 --> 00:26:19,977 Different places. 517 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:22,679 Well, you know, I don't need 5,000 women 518 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:25,952 because most of them come back 2, 3-- 519 00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:26,952 oh, bullshit. 520 00:26:27,053 --> 00:26:28,053 4 times. That's true. 521 00:26:28,154 --> 00:26:29,664 I mean, I've been laid so many times, 522 00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:32,586 I think I should be in the guinness book of world records 523 00:26:32,692 --> 00:26:35,332 for how many times I've been laid. 524 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,557 Come on, we're gonna have some fun here. 525 00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:39,334 Oh, great. Is it a video arcade? 526 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:42,971 No, man. This is where my cousin Esther works. 527 00:26:43,069 --> 00:26:43,969 Oh. 528 00:26:44,070 --> 00:26:46,040 Oh! 529 00:27:00,086 --> 00:27:01,086 [Car door closes] Eddie-- 530 00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:05,087 well, what if I get a disease or something, huh? 531 00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:09,128 [Buzzer] 532 00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:12,702 I'm only doing this for you, you know. 533 00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,769 Uh-huh. Yeah. 534 00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:19,336 What the fuck you want? 535 00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:21,738 What's it look like? 536 00:27:21,841 --> 00:27:24,011 Like you looking for the palsy clinic. 537 00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:25,980 Oh, that's cute. That's real cute. 538 00:27:26,078 --> 00:27:28,278 Hey. You gonna let us in or what? 539 00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:30,020 Define "or what." 540 00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:33,216 We are 2 paying customers here to see Esther. 541 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,759 Oh. Lucky her. 542 00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:37,185 [Buzzer] Esther! 543 00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:38,289 Company! 544 00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:39,290 [Gate creaks] 545 00:27:39,391 --> 00:27:43,301 Ok, boys, make yourself at home. 546 00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:44,625 Go ahead. 547 00:27:44,731 --> 00:27:46,231 Sit down. 548 00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:47,272 Sit. 549 00:27:47,366 --> 00:27:48,666 [Homer coughs] 550 00:27:48,768 --> 00:27:49,668 Esther! 551 00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:51,239 Company! 552 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,979 Get you something to drink? 553 00:27:59,078 --> 00:28:01,808 I would like a milkshake, please. 554 00:28:01,914 --> 00:28:04,924 [Sighs] Christ. 555 00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,317 Jeez, a milkshake. 556 00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:09,188 I always have a milkshake before sex. 557 00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:10,888 I got 2 kinds of whiskey. 558 00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:13,690 I got rotgut and cheap shit. What'll it be? 559 00:28:13,793 --> 00:28:16,063 Nothing, thank you. 560 00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:18,256 Esther! 561 00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:19,404 Get in here! 562 00:28:19,498 --> 00:28:21,828 That's it. Soon as I get my $87, 563 00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:23,404 I'm cuttin' you loose. 564 00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:25,842 A milkshake. 565 00:28:26,906 --> 00:28:28,706 Jeez. 566 00:28:28,808 --> 00:28:31,738 I'm just thirsty. 567 00:28:32,011 --> 00:28:33,211 Who--who's that? 568 00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:35,082 Probably the exterminator. 569 00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:36,081 Esther. 570 00:28:36,182 --> 00:28:37,752 Esther, how you doin'? 571 00:28:37,850 --> 00:28:38,790 Good to see you. 572 00:28:38,885 --> 00:28:41,085 Get up. You're in the presence of a lady. 573 00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:43,387 Come on. 574 00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:45,390 Eddie? 575 00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:46,991 Yeah. Yeah! 576 00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:48,803 It's me. 577 00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:50,195 This is my cousin Esther. 578 00:28:50,296 --> 00:28:52,226 She is the greatest. 579 00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:54,431 Uh, what happened to your head? 580 00:28:54,533 --> 00:28:57,873 Ah, shit, I don't know. I hurt it some... 581 00:28:57,970 --> 00:28:59,440 Heh. 582 00:29:03,042 --> 00:29:05,012 Who's your friend? 583 00:29:05,111 --> 00:29:07,781 Oh, this is homer. This is my Ace. 584 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,020 Hi. This is homer. Say hi. 585 00:29:09,115 --> 00:29:10,775 Ain't he cute? Say hi again. 586 00:29:10,883 --> 00:29:12,323 It's homer. Hi. 587 00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:13,388 His name is homer lanza. 588 00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:14,445 Homer like you hit a home run, 589 00:29:14,553 --> 00:29:17,123 lanza like the singer. Ain't that right? 590 00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:18,993 Yeah. Mario. Like Mario lanza. 591 00:29:19,091 --> 00:29:20,761 Mario lanza. 592 00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:29,744 Are you related to him? 593 00:29:29,836 --> 00:29:30,836 To Mario? 594 00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:32,037 I don't think so. 595 00:29:32,138 --> 00:29:35,978 I mean, he don't send me no money at Christmas time. 596 00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:38,235 [Laughs] 597 00:29:38,344 --> 00:29:39,284 He's funny. 598 00:29:39,378 --> 00:29:42,008 You're funny, homer. That's very funny. 599 00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:43,524 Yeah. 600 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:46,120 Yeah, uh... 601 00:29:46,218 --> 00:29:47,148 Uh, I figure, 602 00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:51,523 since this is your business, that, uh... 603 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:53,963 You... 604 00:29:54,927 --> 00:29:56,757 You got cash? 605 00:29:56,863 --> 00:29:59,103 I was kind of hoping, you know, since, uh, 606 00:29:59,198 --> 00:30:00,268 we're family and everything, 607 00:30:00,366 --> 00:30:02,396 you'd give us a little, uh... 608 00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:04,401 A little discount, family discount. 609 00:30:04,503 --> 00:30:06,413 Fuck the family discount. 610 00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:08,435 30 bucks. 611 00:30:09,275 --> 00:30:10,405 Hey, that-- 612 00:30:10,509 --> 00:30:12,309 shut up. 613 00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:14,209 30 bucks. 614 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:15,453 He's all yours. 615 00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:16,477 Ok. Get it. 616 00:30:16,582 --> 00:30:17,522 Ok, get goin'. 617 00:30:17,616 --> 00:30:19,386 I think I need the milkshake now, Eddie. 618 00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:20,785 Yeah. 619 00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:23,957 Enjoy yourself. You're paying for it. 620 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:28,828 That's cash. 621 00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:30,558 Slipped my mind. 622 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:32,332 I got it. I'll be right back. 623 00:30:32,431 --> 00:30:34,171 I got it right in-- 624 00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:35,396 one second. I got it. 625 00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:37,041 It's right in the-- 626 00:30:37,136 --> 00:30:40,206 in--probably in the-- yeah. 627 00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:43,476 [Tires screeching] 628 00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:51,846 Your husband just got in, right? 629 00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:53,091 Yeah. That's right. 630 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,945 He's been gone a while. Uh-huh. 631 00:30:55,054 --> 00:30:57,294 Glad to see you out. Heh heh heh! 632 00:30:57,389 --> 00:30:59,089 There. You got that? Yeah. 633 00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:00,861 Ok. Tell him I said hello. Great. 634 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,130 Ok. Tell him to come see me. 635 00:31:02,228 --> 00:31:04,228 Bye-bye. All right. See you later. 636 00:31:04,330 --> 00:31:05,230 Hey, bill? What? 637 00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:07,101 These pears ain't looking real good, man. 638 00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:09,469 Well, have some apples. They looked good the other day. 639 00:31:09,568 --> 00:31:11,838 No, I like pears. [Cash register beeping] 640 00:31:11,938 --> 00:31:15,608 Here. There's some plastic ones. [Laughter] 641 00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:21,153 You know, I've never done anything like this before. 642 00:31:21,247 --> 00:31:25,317 Was I great, or was I just real good? 643 00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:27,147 Did you enjoy it? 644 00:31:27,253 --> 00:31:29,493 Oh, very much, miss Esther. 645 00:31:29,588 --> 00:31:32,488 Then you were great. 646 00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:36,363 [Record scratching] [Doo-wop music playing] 647 00:31:36,462 --> 00:31:38,232 * ooh * ba-doo 648 00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:40,270 * ooh, ooh * ba-doo 649 00:31:40,366 --> 00:31:42,196 * ba-doo * ooh, ooh 650 00:31:42,301 --> 00:31:44,871 * boo, ba-doo * ooh 651 00:31:44,971 --> 00:31:46,541 * ooh, ooh * ba-doo 652 00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:49,538 * ba-doo, doo, boo * ooh, ooh, ooh 653 00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:54,281 * sweet emotions of love 654 00:31:54,380 --> 00:31:57,550 * tenderly... * boo, ba-doo... 655 00:31:57,649 --> 00:32:00,919 ok, thanks a lot. Man: Have a good one. 656 00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:02,887 Hey. How you doing? 657 00:32:02,989 --> 00:32:04,619 Fine. Good. Glad to hear it. 658 00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:06,593 Like to know people are doing good. 659 00:32:06,692 --> 00:32:10,262 That so? Would you move back, please? 660 00:32:10,362 --> 00:32:12,902 Will you back up, please. 661 00:32:12,999 --> 00:32:15,669 Move back. Please? 662 00:32:17,536 --> 00:32:19,666 Nice shirt. 663 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:22,311 Nice gun. 664 00:32:29,081 --> 00:32:32,221 Uhh! [Glass shatters] 665 00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:39,587 What did I do? 666 00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:41,461 [Sweet emotions of love playing] 667 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:46,330 She ain't no good, homer-- never was. 668 00:32:46,432 --> 00:32:48,302 Aw, come on, Esther. 669 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,370 You haven't see her for a long time. 670 00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:56,610 She's been real good with me. She buys me things. 671 00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:59,078 She even bought me you. 672 00:32:59,178 --> 00:33:01,678 [Tires screeching] 673 00:33:05,151 --> 00:33:09,261 [Comin' down with love playing] 674 00:33:09,355 --> 00:33:11,515 * some kind of jitterbug 675 00:33:11,623 --> 00:33:15,993 * you're comin' down with love... * 676 00:33:17,463 --> 00:33:20,103 hey, Eddie, where did you get that money? 677 00:33:20,199 --> 00:33:22,529 I had it. Let's go. 678 00:33:25,204 --> 00:33:26,114 Esther? 679 00:33:26,205 --> 00:33:27,435 Eddie: Homer-- thank you. 680 00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:29,439 Homer, come on. You're very special. 681 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:32,581 Come on! Let's go, god damn it! 682 00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:37,652 Hey, Eddie, let's take a picture. 683 00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:39,349 No, we don't have time. Let's go. 684 00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:40,651 Come on, Eddie. We got plenty of time. 685 00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:42,552 Will you come on? Get in the car, homer! 686 00:33:42,654 --> 00:33:45,794 Come on, look, Eddie. This is fun. Look. 687 00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:50,199 Move over. 688 00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:52,600 I'm the boy. 689 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:55,528 Do you want the picture, or not? 690 00:33:55,634 --> 00:33:57,744 Jeez. 691 00:34:02,174 --> 00:34:04,614 [Camera clicks] 692 00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:08,445 * aces and eights 693 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:11,147 * the joker's wild 694 00:34:11,250 --> 00:34:13,150 * a pretty face 695 00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:16,052 * that never smiles 696 00:34:16,155 --> 00:34:19,085 * my beautiful gal 697 00:34:19,191 --> 00:34:24,331 * is long gone 698 00:34:24,430 --> 00:34:26,530 * my heart is racin' 699 00:34:26,632 --> 00:34:29,602 * I'm burnin' inside 700 00:34:29,701 --> 00:34:31,441 * oh, god 701 00:34:31,537 --> 00:34:33,737 * where am I gonna hide? 702 00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:36,309 * tell me why 703 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:38,538 * the night's 704 00:34:38,644 --> 00:34:43,354 * so long 705 00:34:43,449 --> 00:34:45,179 * night is the hunter 706 00:34:45,284 --> 00:34:48,194 * when you're runnin' away 707 00:34:48,287 --> 00:34:49,717 * night is the hunter 708 00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:53,161 * when your dreams don't pay... * 709 00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:56,529 homer: And it was real nice of you buying me Esther. Thanks a lot. 710 00:34:56,628 --> 00:35:01,428 Eddie: Hey, don't thank me, man. Thank the liquor store in beatty. 711 00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:02,573 What for? 712 00:35:02,668 --> 00:35:04,598 That's where I got the money. 713 00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:06,473 Oh. You used to work there, huh? 714 00:35:06,572 --> 00:35:09,142 What are you? Stupid? No, I robbed the place. Come on. 715 00:35:09,241 --> 00:35:11,641 No, come on, Eddie. Get out of here. 716 00:35:11,743 --> 00:35:13,483 Look! This is the gun I used. 717 00:35:13,579 --> 00:35:15,209 Eddie, Eddie, you can get in trouble. 718 00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:19,524 Only policemen and criminals are allowed to have those. 719 00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:22,619 * night is the hunter 720 00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:25,621 * when you're runnin' away 721 00:35:25,724 --> 00:35:28,434 * night is the hunter... 722 00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:31,257 Man on TV: An earthquake measuring 7.1 on the Richter scale 723 00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:32,763 rocked Southern California this morning. 724 00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:36,604 It is the second 7 magnitude quake here in the last 4 months. 725 00:35:36,702 --> 00:35:39,512 Rescue crews are busy digging through the rubble and-- 726 00:35:39,605 --> 00:35:41,335 that revelations have shown us 727 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:43,680 that the pale rider will come, has been here. 728 00:35:43,775 --> 00:35:46,575 Isaiah-- the lord is overturning the land, 729 00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:50,418 making it a wasteland of destruction... [Continues indistinctly] 730 00:35:50,516 --> 00:35:52,616 Do you believe in god, Eddie? 731 00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:54,118 No. How come? 732 00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:56,660 I don't believe in anything I can't see. 733 00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:57,955 Well... 734 00:35:58,056 --> 00:36:02,226 You can't see Poland, but you believe in that, don't you? 735 00:36:02,328 --> 00:36:04,628 What? What did you say? 736 00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:05,930 I said, 737 00:36:06,031 --> 00:36:08,531 you can't see Poland, but you believe in that, don't you? 738 00:36:08,634 --> 00:36:10,574 What the-- look, no. Forget it. 739 00:36:10,669 --> 00:36:12,569 Just forget it, ok? Leave it alone. 740 00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:16,141 Well, it's just that there's more here than meets the eye. 741 00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:17,542 That's all. 742 00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:19,653 You know, I believe in god. 743 00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:21,205 Oh, yeah? Why? Mm-hmm. 744 00:36:21,313 --> 00:36:25,353 Well, because we wouldn't be here if there was no god. 745 00:36:25,451 --> 00:36:26,421 Why? 746 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,588 Because someone had to create the earth. 747 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:29,617 Why? 748 00:36:29,721 --> 00:36:32,291 Because there isn't just nothing here. 749 00:36:32,391 --> 00:36:35,831 You know, everything had to be created by someone. 750 00:36:35,927 --> 00:36:37,827 You know, like this robe-- 751 00:36:37,929 --> 00:36:41,729 this robe was created by... 752 00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:43,243 By Robinson. 753 00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:45,295 Your painting over there-- 754 00:36:45,404 --> 00:36:48,574 this here was created by... 755 00:36:48,674 --> 00:36:50,544 Reeves. See? 756 00:36:50,642 --> 00:36:53,412 Everything had to be created by someone. 757 00:36:53,512 --> 00:36:54,912 And god created the earth. 758 00:36:55,013 --> 00:36:58,183 You're sure about that? Oh, yes, very sure. 759 00:36:58,284 --> 00:37:00,724 Oh, yeah? Well, let me ask you a question. 760 00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:01,949 Yeah. You believe in god, right? 761 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:04,763 Yes, I do. You believe in god's divine wisdom? 762 00:37:04,856 --> 00:37:07,186 I certainly do. His goodness? All of that? 763 00:37:07,293 --> 00:37:08,793 Of course. Tell me why the fuck 764 00:37:08,894 --> 00:37:14,474 god let you get hit by a fucking baseball, huh? 765 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:15,596 Probably... 766 00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:18,601 Probably because he thought maybe it was good for me. 767 00:37:18,704 --> 00:37:20,274 Oh, he thought it was good for you? Maybe. 768 00:37:20,372 --> 00:37:22,612 God thought that was good for you? Well, I don't know 769 00:37:22,708 --> 00:37:24,008 everything, Eddie. Oh, no? 770 00:37:24,109 --> 00:37:26,509 Well, let me tell you something. There ain't no fucking god, homer. 771 00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:28,412 There ain't no fucking god. Don't say that. 772 00:37:28,514 --> 00:37:30,654 Hey, if you're up there-- I mean, maybe I'm wrong, homer-- 773 00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:32,819 maybe I'm making an absolutely ass of myself. 774 00:37:32,918 --> 00:37:34,518 But god, if you're up there, Eddie... 775 00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:36,820 And you're sitting and you're hanging out, Eddie... 776 00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:38,422 And you got nothing to do, talk to me. 777 00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:40,334 Eddie, don't talk to god like that, tell me why-- 778 00:37:40,426 --> 00:37:42,326 because that's gonna be dangerous. Tell me why 779 00:37:42,428 --> 00:37:44,228 you let this motherfucker get hit on the head 780 00:37:44,330 --> 00:37:45,900 Eddie--Eddie-- with a baseball. Tell me why-- 781 00:37:45,997 --> 00:37:47,697 please, don't let him hear that, Eddie! 782 00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:50,339 A benevolent god, an understanding god, but no! 783 00:37:50,436 --> 00:37:54,006 He's not! He's a mean, vile, evil shit! 784 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,965 You ain't shit! You don't exist! 785 00:37:56,074 --> 00:37:58,244 Motherfucker-- you don't fucking exist. 786 00:37:58,344 --> 00:37:59,654 No, no, Eddie. [Shouting indistinctly] 787 00:37:59,745 --> 00:38:01,475 Come on down here! Uhh! No. Come on, Eddie. 788 00:38:01,580 --> 00:38:02,450 You didn't mean that. Fight! 789 00:38:02,548 --> 00:38:03,948 Come on, fight! She didn't mean it, god. 790 00:38:04,049 --> 00:38:06,749 Come on, already! [Shouting indistinctly] 791 00:38:06,852 --> 00:38:08,392 No. Come on. 792 00:38:08,487 --> 00:38:09,657 Come in here. Relax. 793 00:38:09,755 --> 00:38:11,685 You just stay in there for a little bit. 794 00:38:11,790 --> 00:38:13,560 Stay there. Just stay in there. 795 00:38:13,659 --> 00:38:16,559 [Pounding] By the collar and lead them 796 00:38:16,662 --> 00:38:18,402 to the altar of god. 797 00:38:18,497 --> 00:38:21,967 The land will be completely emptied, and-- 798 00:38:22,067 --> 00:38:24,667 the lord has spoken! 799 00:38:24,770 --> 00:38:26,670 Amen. [Pounding stops] 800 00:38:26,772 --> 00:38:27,912 Man has tried. Eddie... 801 00:38:28,006 --> 00:38:34,046 My friends, man has failed. Man cannot save you--only god. 802 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,475 Few... Are you all right? 803 00:38:36,582 --> 00:38:38,822 Will be left alive. 804 00:38:38,917 --> 00:38:42,017 Preacher: And I tell you, my friends, 805 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:46,290 that day is soon at hand. 806 00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:51,632 If we do not grab our evil cousins by the collar 807 00:38:51,730 --> 00:38:55,370 and lead them to the altar of god, 808 00:38:55,467 --> 00:39:00,707 we cannot save this land... [Continues indistinctly] 809 00:39:01,807 --> 00:39:04,307 [Panting] 810 00:39:04,410 --> 00:39:07,850 [Whispering] Now do you believe in god? 811 00:39:07,946 --> 00:39:10,576 It's not that, homer. 812 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:12,752 I got a tumor. 813 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:14,051 Tumor? 814 00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:18,592 It's about... The size of a walnut. 815 00:39:19,991 --> 00:39:24,031 Well, just have a doctor cut it out, that's all. 816 00:39:24,129 --> 00:39:26,469 They can't. They can't. 817 00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:27,625 Why not? 818 00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:31,473 Because my brain is wrapped around it like a jellyfish. 819 00:39:31,570 --> 00:39:34,840 Oh, man, that's gross. 820 00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:38,940 Hey, why don't you take some pills? 821 00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:40,484 No. Why not? 822 00:39:40,579 --> 00:39:41,909 I'm not taking those pills. Why not? 823 00:39:42,013 --> 00:39:45,853 They're probably real good for you. They're good for you. 824 00:39:45,951 --> 00:39:47,591 I'm not taking them. 825 00:39:47,686 --> 00:39:51,886 They make-- they make me into a zombie. 826 00:39:54,693 --> 00:39:57,103 A zombie. 827 00:39:59,765 --> 00:40:02,695 A real zombie? 828 00:40:23,622 --> 00:40:25,962 Homer: Hey, Eddie, I'm--I'm here. 829 00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:28,557 Ohh! Eddie! Eddie, come on! 830 00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:32,400 What are you doing, Eddie? Stop it! 831 00:40:32,498 --> 00:40:33,768 No! Aah! Come on! 832 00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:36,065 [Laughing] Eddie, stop that! 833 00:40:36,167 --> 00:40:37,937 Ow! Ow, that hurt. Ow. 834 00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:39,766 Eddie, come on, now. Stop that. 835 00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:41,741 Eddie: What's the matter, homer? Oh. I quit. 836 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,780 What's the matter, man? I quit. I quit. 837 00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:45,806 Hey! Ohh! 838 00:40:45,911 --> 00:40:49,411 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. Eddie--i quit. 839 00:40:49,515 --> 00:40:51,415 I quit, I quit! All right, homer, 840 00:40:51,517 --> 00:40:53,787 you're dead meat now, man. Heh! 841 00:40:53,885 --> 00:40:54,985 No, Eddie. Ow. Homer-- 842 00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:57,186 ow, right in the head. I'm sorry. 843 00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:59,488 Do you drive? A car? 844 00:40:59,591 --> 00:41:01,561 Yeah. Not no more. 845 00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:02,990 Oh, man... 846 00:41:03,094 --> 00:41:05,834 You ain't a man till you can drive. 847 00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:07,101 You said that about sex. 848 00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:09,128 There's a lot of stuff you gotta do to be a man. 849 00:41:09,234 --> 00:41:11,574 Come on, give me that. What are you gonna do with it? 850 00:41:11,670 --> 00:41:13,140 Nothing. Get in the car. 851 00:41:13,238 --> 00:41:14,838 I don't want to get in the car, Eddie. 852 00:41:14,940 --> 00:41:18,080 Get in the car. Come on. It's cold, homer, get in there. 853 00:41:18,176 --> 00:41:20,946 Get in. Come on. I'm in. 854 00:41:21,847 --> 00:41:23,647 [Sighs] Let's go. 855 00:41:23,749 --> 00:41:25,479 Ohh! Let's go. 856 00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:26,994 I'm scared. Of what? 857 00:41:27,085 --> 00:41:30,485 Uh, on account of I was in a tragic accident once at the indy 500. 858 00:41:30,589 --> 00:41:32,519 Homer, you never drove no indy car. 859 00:41:32,624 --> 00:41:37,204 Yes, I did. In 1976, I had lapped Mario andretti 3 times. 860 00:41:37,295 --> 00:41:39,525 And a.J. Foyt, well, he cracked into me. 861 00:41:39,631 --> 00:41:42,731 And his car went over the wall and killed 200 racing fans. 862 00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:44,904 So, I can't-- homer, let go of that door. 863 00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:47,973 Let it go. You are giving me a headache with your bullshit. 864 00:41:48,073 --> 00:41:50,883 No bullshit! You can look it up in the hall of records. 865 00:41:50,976 --> 00:41:54,676 And it's gonna say, "homer lanza almost wins indy 500." 866 00:41:54,780 --> 00:41:56,780 Let that door go. Close it. No. 867 00:41:56,882 --> 00:41:59,082 Close it now. Close it. No. 868 00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:02,124 Get over here. Now, you can do this. 869 00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:05,760 Now, put your hand on the wheel. 870 00:42:05,857 --> 00:42:07,527 Come on. 871 00:42:07,626 --> 00:42:08,556 See? 872 00:42:08,660 --> 00:42:11,700 Now, take one hand and turn on the car. 873 00:42:11,797 --> 00:42:13,257 This is your car. [Engine starts] 874 00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:18,544 You're in command now. Put your foot on the gas pedal slowly. 875 00:42:18,637 --> 00:42:20,737 Ease it down. 876 00:42:20,839 --> 00:42:22,809 Feeling pretty good? Yeah. 877 00:42:22,908 --> 00:42:24,008 Let's go. 878 00:42:24,109 --> 00:42:25,579 Aah! Eddie! 879 00:42:25,677 --> 00:42:26,907 [Both shouting indistinctly] 880 00:42:27,012 --> 00:42:29,512 Eddie: No, no, no, no! Turn, turn, turn, turn! 881 00:42:29,615 --> 00:42:31,515 [Shouting continues] 882 00:42:31,617 --> 00:42:34,217 Eddie! Aah! Eddie! 883 00:42:34,319 --> 00:42:37,919 [Shouting continues] 884 00:42:44,229 --> 00:42:46,199 Homer--homer... 885 00:42:46,297 --> 00:42:48,197 Homer: Santa claus! 886 00:42:48,299 --> 00:42:52,199 [Shouting continues] 887 00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:55,212 Ha! Oh! 888 00:42:55,306 --> 00:42:59,276 Turn! Turn! No, no, turn the other way! 889 00:43:32,310 --> 00:43:35,780 [Coughing] 890 00:43:36,815 --> 00:43:38,215 You all right? 891 00:43:38,316 --> 00:43:41,186 Yeah. [Coughing] 892 00:43:44,222 --> 00:43:46,392 Ahh. 893 00:43:47,358 --> 00:43:48,888 I like driving. 894 00:43:48,994 --> 00:43:51,304 Just watch where you're going, ok? 895 00:43:51,396 --> 00:43:53,826 Do you like the glasses I picked? 896 00:43:53,932 --> 00:43:55,932 You think they're a good pick? 897 00:43:56,034 --> 00:43:57,704 Yeah. I mean, I picked them 898 00:43:57,803 --> 00:43:59,743 because of the color of my eyes. 899 00:43:59,838 --> 00:44:01,138 They look great on you. 900 00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:03,679 Hey, look at that red Ford. I bet that's the guys that robbed you. 901 00:44:03,775 --> 00:44:06,205 Homer: I don't know. Pull the car around, quick. 902 00:44:06,311 --> 00:44:08,881 Hurry up. Come on. 903 00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:15,649 Boy. I never thought we'd find them. 904 00:44:30,035 --> 00:44:31,165 Well, it's a Ford, 905 00:44:31,269 --> 00:44:34,169 but I don't think this is the same one. 906 00:44:34,272 --> 00:44:36,712 Eddie, this is a lot newer. 907 00:44:36,808 --> 00:44:39,138 It'll do. 908 00:44:44,215 --> 00:44:48,045 No, this ain't the car, Eddie. 909 00:44:48,153 --> 00:44:50,693 Eddie? 910 00:44:50,789 --> 00:44:52,059 Eddie! 911 00:44:52,157 --> 00:44:53,787 Eddie: Psst! Psst! 912 00:44:53,892 --> 00:44:55,432 What are you doing in there? 913 00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:56,896 Come here. Come inside. What for? 914 00:44:56,995 --> 00:45:00,295 'Cause when those people come out, we're gonna jump 'em. 915 00:45:00,398 --> 00:45:02,698 Eddie, I--i don't think this is them. 916 00:45:02,801 --> 00:45:05,671 Look, these are the motherfuckers that took my $87. 917 00:45:05,771 --> 00:45:08,671 Now, either get in the fuckin' car or come in here. 918 00:45:08,774 --> 00:45:11,144 Eddie, th-this is not the car. 919 00:45:11,242 --> 00:45:15,852 Eddie, it's--that's definitely not them, Eddie. 920 00:45:15,947 --> 00:45:18,277 Eddie? H-hold on. 921 00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:19,683 Hey...[Pants] 922 00:45:19,785 --> 00:45:20,815 Look, hey, if I were you, 923 00:45:20,919 --> 00:45:22,419 I wouldn't go no closer to that car. 924 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,160 Why not? Well, my friend, she's in there, 925 00:45:24,255 --> 00:45:26,415 and she's gonna jump out, and she's gonna rob you. 926 00:45:26,524 --> 00:45:29,164 What-- look. Look. See? She's right there. 927 00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:32,030 Eddie, I'm just doing this to protect you. 928 00:45:32,130 --> 00:45:34,130 [Indistinct chattering] No, no! 929 00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:36,302 No, no, no. Don't go any closer. 930 00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:38,701 She's got a gun. And she's a little crazy. 931 00:45:38,804 --> 00:45:42,244 You know, she's a little light in the brain department. You know what I mean? 932 00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:44,480 Get out of my way, buddy, ok? I know, but-- 933 00:45:44,575 --> 00:45:45,535 see? See? 934 00:45:45,643 --> 00:45:49,383 One fuckin' word, your head is everywhere. 935 00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:50,980 Eddie, he's a good guy, Eddie. [Mariachi music playing] 936 00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:53,922 You ever been to Arizona? No. 937 00:45:54,019 --> 00:45:57,059 [Playing la negra] [Chattering in spanish] 938 00:45:57,155 --> 00:45:59,255 Oh, this is just great. Give me your wallet. 939 00:45:59,357 --> 00:46:01,457 Don't hurt him. Shut up. Shut up. 940 00:46:01,559 --> 00:46:05,829 Homer: She doesn't really mean that, you know. She's just a little upset. 941 00:46:05,931 --> 00:46:07,771 90 bucks. Give him $3.00. 942 00:46:07,866 --> 00:46:09,066 I don't have $3.00, Eddie. 943 00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:10,837 I'm sorry, man. Come on. 944 00:46:10,936 --> 00:46:11,896 Give me your address, 945 00:46:12,003 --> 00:46:13,403 and I'll send it back to you. What? 946 00:46:13,504 --> 00:46:14,774 Man: No, you keep it. Homer! 947 00:46:14,873 --> 00:46:16,883 No, no, it'll come in handy someday. Let me send it to you. 948 00:46:16,975 --> 00:46:18,235 Eddie: Homer! I'm sure! You keep it! 949 00:46:18,343 --> 00:46:20,213 You people are really good people. You know that? 950 00:46:20,311 --> 00:46:22,081 But I warned you that she was a little-- 951 00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:23,980 help! Didn't I tell you that? 952 00:46:24,082 --> 00:46:25,022 Help! Eddie! 953 00:46:25,116 --> 00:46:26,746 Woman: We're being robbed! [Music stops] 954 00:46:26,852 --> 00:46:30,892 Call the police! Call the police! Call the police! 955 00:46:30,989 --> 00:46:32,819 [Indistinct chattering] My husband-- 956 00:46:32,924 --> 00:46:36,034 hi. El doctor, por favor! 957 00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:37,957 It's all right. They're gone. 958 00:46:38,063 --> 00:46:40,303 [How far can you go playing] 959 00:46:40,398 --> 00:46:43,468 [Woman shouting indistinctly] 960 00:46:43,902 --> 00:46:49,142 * rockin' with the girl till the mornin' light * 961 00:46:51,409 --> 00:46:56,579 * when we got down, we get down low * 962 00:46:58,383 --> 00:47:04,223 * and we rocked till we could not rock no more * 963 00:47:06,424 --> 00:47:11,934 * one big question we wanted to know... * 964 00:47:12,030 --> 00:47:16,430 * how far can you go? 965 00:47:16,534 --> 00:47:20,214 * how long will you ride? 966 00:47:22,540 --> 00:47:25,280 [Grunting] 967 00:47:26,044 --> 00:47:28,854 Oh, my hands are... 968 00:47:28,947 --> 00:47:32,217 My hands are so dirty. 969 00:47:38,056 --> 00:47:41,926 You know, I never had a friend like you before, Eddie. 970 00:47:42,027 --> 00:47:44,057 Not even when you were a kid? 971 00:47:44,162 --> 00:47:46,102 Especially when I was a kid. 972 00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:49,327 What about your folks? Didn't they like you? 973 00:47:49,434 --> 00:47:50,874 Oh, yeah. Sure. 974 00:47:50,969 --> 00:47:53,499 You know, when I got my brain stems crunched 975 00:47:53,604 --> 00:47:55,044 by that baseball? Uh-huh. 976 00:47:55,140 --> 00:47:57,240 Well, they sent me all the way across the country, 977 00:47:57,342 --> 00:48:01,252 just so I can get the best care possible. 978 00:48:01,346 --> 00:48:02,876 You seen them since then? 979 00:48:02,981 --> 00:48:04,621 Oh, yeah. Well, they brought me back 980 00:48:04,715 --> 00:48:07,485 for the first 2 years for Christmas, you know. 981 00:48:07,585 --> 00:48:08,485 Uh-huh. 982 00:48:08,586 --> 00:48:11,116 But then my dad, his business went sour. 983 00:48:11,222 --> 00:48:14,092 And so, instead of spending the money on plane tickets, 984 00:48:14,192 --> 00:48:17,602 they said I should stay in the hospital at cedar crest. 985 00:48:17,695 --> 00:48:19,255 Ah. Can I do that? 986 00:48:19,364 --> 00:48:21,574 What? I want to do the car up and down. 987 00:48:21,666 --> 00:48:23,126 Yeah, yeah. Come on. 988 00:48:23,234 --> 00:48:25,144 Uh, do you know what you're doing? 989 00:48:25,236 --> 00:48:27,866 No. ok. Flip this, and then you pump. 990 00:48:27,973 --> 00:48:31,943 You know how to pump, don't you? 991 00:48:32,143 --> 00:48:34,083 Homer, you ever think your folks sent you away 992 00:48:34,179 --> 00:48:36,179 'cause maybe they didn't want you? 993 00:48:36,281 --> 00:48:39,151 No. Oh, no. You don't know them. 994 00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:42,590 They love me like crazy. 995 00:48:43,188 --> 00:48:45,318 So, when was the last time you saw them? 996 00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:48,533 Here, give me this. Give me this. Give me this. 997 00:48:48,626 --> 00:48:52,196 Um... when I was 14. 998 00:48:52,663 --> 00:48:55,203 That's damn near 20 years, homer. 999 00:48:55,300 --> 00:48:57,940 Well, my dad's business really went sour. 1000 00:48:58,036 --> 00:48:59,266 I mean, they send me money sometimes, 1001 00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:02,370 but I don't really cash the check, because his business 1002 00:49:02,473 --> 00:49:05,613 is still really, really sour. 1003 00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:12,380 So, what about your home, Eddie? 1004 00:49:12,483 --> 00:49:14,423 Where are you from? 1005 00:49:14,519 --> 00:49:15,989 From Oakland. 1006 00:49:16,087 --> 00:49:19,417 [Siren blaring] 1007 00:49:23,528 --> 00:49:26,198 Yeah, I heard of Oakland. 1008 00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:30,067 We can stop by there and see your folks if you want. 1009 00:49:30,168 --> 00:49:32,098 Nah, we better get you to Oregon. 1010 00:49:32,203 --> 00:49:34,313 How long has it been since you seen 'em? 1011 00:49:34,405 --> 00:49:37,705 Well, I don't remember seeing my dad. 1012 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:42,508 And it's been about... 10 years since I've seen my mom. 1013 00:49:42,613 --> 00:49:45,523 Yeah, but I bet she loves you very much. 1014 00:49:45,616 --> 00:49:48,246 I doubt it. 1015 00:50:05,070 --> 00:50:06,170 [Sirens blaring] 1016 00:50:06,271 --> 00:50:11,211 [Livin' in the jungle playing] 1017 00:50:43,508 --> 00:50:47,148 * somebody tell me that this ain't real * 1018 00:50:47,245 --> 00:50:48,275 [radio chatter] 1019 00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:51,649 * strange cages of concrete and steel * 1020 00:50:51,749 --> 00:50:55,119 * somebody's neon nightmare * 1021 00:50:55,220 --> 00:50:59,190 * livin' in the jungle 1022 00:50:59,290 --> 00:51:03,230 * give it to me, or I'll take it from you * 1023 00:51:03,328 --> 00:51:07,468 * god help us if you're brand-new * 1024 00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:09,595 * no mercy 1025 00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:12,440 * livin' in the jungle 1026 00:51:12,537 --> 00:51:14,767 [indistinct shouting] 1027 00:51:14,872 --> 00:51:17,342 * you better watch your back 1028 00:51:17,442 --> 00:51:22,112 * livin' in the jungle 1029 00:51:22,213 --> 00:51:24,683 * you gotta cover your tracks 1030 00:51:24,782 --> 00:51:26,782 * livin' in the jungle hey... 1031 00:51:26,884 --> 00:51:28,794 What the hell are you looking at, boy? 1032 00:51:28,886 --> 00:51:31,056 Who's this guy? He's my uncle. 1033 00:51:31,156 --> 00:51:34,786 * somebody tell me, how do they cope? * 1034 00:51:34,892 --> 00:51:38,802 * crazed animals without any hope * 1035 00:51:38,896 --> 00:51:41,166 * midnight desperado 1036 00:51:41,266 --> 00:51:43,826 * livin' in the jungle 1037 00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:46,304 woman: Leave me the fuck alone. I told you to leave me alone. 1038 00:51:46,404 --> 00:51:48,344 * somebody's screamin' [Indistinct shouting] 1039 00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:51,279 * somebody's pissed man: Wait till I get you. 1040 00:51:51,376 --> 00:51:56,376 [Shouting continues] 1041 00:51:56,481 --> 00:52:00,291 * livin' in the jungle 1042 00:52:00,385 --> 00:52:01,845 man on TV: Finley-- Chuck Finley, uh, 1043 00:52:01,952 --> 00:52:04,662 is considered the next pitcher for the California angels, 1044 00:52:04,755 --> 00:52:07,385 big left-hander. He was scheduled to go number 2, 1045 00:52:07,492 --> 00:52:10,232 but they thought they'd shake it up a little bit, 1046 00:52:10,328 --> 00:52:11,628 and go left, right, left. 1047 00:52:11,729 --> 00:52:14,499 And Phillips ran up to bunt. [Continues indistinctly] 1048 00:52:14,599 --> 00:52:17,639 Yo, man. Can I talk to you? 1049 00:52:19,404 --> 00:52:21,714 Yo, Mira. 1050 00:52:21,806 --> 00:52:22,836 I'll take it. 1051 00:52:22,940 --> 00:52:24,610 Man on TV: A lost art there for a little while. 1052 00:52:24,709 --> 00:52:28,379 Second man on TV: Absolutely. Gives you one more dimension... [Continues indistinctly] 1053 00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:32,149 [Piano playing] 1054 00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:35,123 Man on TV: That's a pitch in on the inside corner, 1055 00:52:35,220 --> 00:52:37,320 good for another strike... [Continues indistinctly] 1056 00:52:37,422 --> 00:52:41,732 * hush, little baby 1057 00:52:41,826 --> 00:52:45,426 * don't you cry 1058 00:52:45,530 --> 00:52:52,300 * papa's gonna buy you a mockingbird... * 1059 00:52:52,403 --> 00:52:54,413 now, you hear me talking to you. Mira. Mira. 1060 00:52:54,505 --> 00:52:56,205 Mira. Mira. * if that mockingbird 1061 00:52:56,307 --> 00:52:58,477 Eddie: Hey, look, man, I'm talking to you. 1062 00:52:58,576 --> 00:53:00,806 * don't sing 1063 00:53:00,911 --> 00:53:04,281 * papa's gonna buy you a diamond ring... * 1064 00:53:04,382 --> 00:53:05,922 uh, I'm with my friend Eddie. 1065 00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:09,286 Eddie: Yo, Mira. Yo, man. Can I talk to you? 1066 00:53:09,387 --> 00:53:10,887 [Whispering] She's got a gun. 1067 00:53:10,988 --> 00:53:15,328 * if that diamond ring turns brass... * 1068 00:53:15,426 --> 00:53:19,426 man on TV: Ran 2 pitches right there, and Phillips... [Continues indistinctly] 1069 00:53:19,530 --> 00:53:21,500 That looks like a beauty there. 1070 00:53:21,599 --> 00:53:23,569 That's 2 with a strike. 1071 00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:26,738 How do you think the a's are gonna do this year? 1072 00:53:26,837 --> 00:53:27,837 What do you think? 1073 00:53:27,938 --> 00:53:30,508 Well, I think that mark mcgwire there, 1074 00:53:30,608 --> 00:53:32,878 he really-- he's a good hitter. 1075 00:53:32,977 --> 00:53:35,847 Now, if he can maintain that through the season, 1076 00:53:35,946 --> 00:53:37,446 I think they're gonna do good, 1077 00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:39,848 'cause he hits good for a white boy, you know. 1078 00:53:39,950 --> 00:53:42,450 I also think that if they had a little more depth 1079 00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:44,323 in their pitching, you know-- 1080 00:53:44,422 --> 00:53:45,462 they need some relief. You know, 1081 00:53:45,556 --> 00:53:48,256 if they'd get some good trades this year, you know, 1082 00:53:48,359 --> 00:53:51,199 some good trades-- hey. 1083 00:53:51,296 --> 00:53:52,696 Thank you. 1084 00:53:52,797 --> 00:53:56,397 You know Linda cervi? Used to come in here all the time on the weekends? 1085 00:53:56,501 --> 00:53:59,641 Oh, yeah. I remember her. 1086 00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:03,674 How do I just-- how do I do the-- this part here? 1087 00:54:03,774 --> 00:54:05,414 Just suck on it. 1088 00:54:05,510 --> 00:54:08,750 * a cart and bull 1089 00:54:08,846 --> 00:54:13,646 * and if that cart and bull * 1090 00:54:13,751 --> 00:54:15,651 * turn over... 1091 00:54:15,753 --> 00:54:18,493 You should check with Maggie over there. 1092 00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:21,889 Hey, man, we all look alike. Which one is Maggie? 1093 00:54:21,992 --> 00:54:24,932 The old broad with the red hair. 1094 00:54:25,029 --> 00:54:27,929 [Playing piano] 1095 00:54:28,032 --> 00:54:31,942 Heh heh heh! ok. Thanks, man. 1096 00:54:38,576 --> 00:54:42,706 * if that horse and cart fall down... * 1097 00:54:42,813 --> 00:54:44,553 are you Maggie? 1098 00:54:44,649 --> 00:54:45,579 Mm-hmm. 1099 00:54:45,683 --> 00:54:48,393 You know Linda cervi? 1100 00:54:48,486 --> 00:54:49,716 Mm-hmm. 1101 00:54:49,820 --> 00:54:52,990 You wouldn't happen to know where I could find her, would you? 1102 00:54:53,090 --> 00:54:56,390 You could try the wilton street cemetery. 1103 00:54:56,494 --> 00:55:00,264 * in town mm-hmm. 1104 00:55:00,365 --> 00:55:01,495 Thanks. 1105 00:55:01,599 --> 00:55:04,669 [Applause] 1106 00:55:04,769 --> 00:55:06,899 [Song ends] 1107 00:55:07,004 --> 00:55:08,444 [Dog barking] 1108 00:55:08,539 --> 00:55:11,409 Jeez, Eddie, this is really spooky. 1109 00:55:11,509 --> 00:55:13,009 This is really spooky, Eddie. 1110 00:55:13,110 --> 00:55:15,510 Hey, do you ever go to the horror movies, 1111 00:55:15,613 --> 00:55:17,953 where all the dead bodies and monsters 1112 00:55:18,048 --> 00:55:20,688 come out of their graves at night? 1113 00:55:20,785 --> 00:55:22,815 And you know what? You know what, Eddie? 1114 00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:27,490 No matter how slow they walk, they always catch you. 1115 00:55:27,592 --> 00:55:30,902 I mean, there was just no way to kill 'em, nohow. 1116 00:55:30,995 --> 00:55:33,795 They just walked forward... 1117 00:55:33,898 --> 00:55:36,298 Real slow... 1118 00:55:36,401 --> 00:55:39,001 Like this. 1119 00:55:39,103 --> 00:55:40,873 And they come... 1120 00:55:40,971 --> 00:55:43,511 And they catch ya! [Gasps] 1121 00:55:43,608 --> 00:55:44,508 Uhh! 1122 00:55:44,609 --> 00:55:46,579 Are you crazy? Yes, but-- 1123 00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:47,577 uhh! 1124 00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:49,448 You scared me. I'm sorry. 1125 00:55:49,547 --> 00:55:52,347 Cut it out! I'm sorry. 1126 00:55:53,150 --> 00:55:55,850 I'm sorry, Eddie. 1127 00:55:55,953 --> 00:55:57,593 Uhh! Don't hit me. 1128 00:55:57,688 --> 00:56:00,588 Scare me like that-- what's wrong with you? 1129 00:56:00,691 --> 00:56:03,431 I'm sorry, Eddie. 1130 00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:08,626 Crazy? 1131 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:17,040 Ma? 1132 00:56:20,645 --> 00:56:22,645 Eddie... 1133 00:56:23,213 --> 00:56:26,153 What are you doing here? 1134 00:56:36,827 --> 00:56:39,957 This is my friend, homer. 1135 00:56:40,064 --> 00:56:41,904 Hello, homer. 1136 00:56:41,999 --> 00:56:43,799 Hi. 1137 00:56:49,507 --> 00:56:53,037 When did you... 1138 00:56:53,143 --> 00:56:55,483 Get out of the hospital? 1139 00:56:55,580 --> 00:57:00,650 2 weeks ago. I busted out. 1140 00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:05,891 The doctors... take cared of the tumors? 1141 00:57:05,990 --> 00:57:09,060 The tumors? Mm. 1142 00:57:09,159 --> 00:57:10,429 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 1143 00:57:10,528 --> 00:57:14,528 You don't think I'd bust out without them curing me, do you? 1144 00:57:14,632 --> 00:57:16,132 Hmm. 1145 00:57:16,233 --> 00:57:18,173 [Sniffs] 1146 00:57:18,268 --> 00:57:20,568 Good. 1147 00:57:34,819 --> 00:57:36,519 Hmm. 1148 00:57:41,592 --> 00:57:45,162 Kind of weird, just you sitting here like this. 1149 00:57:45,262 --> 00:57:46,962 Oh, oh, it's ok. 1150 00:57:47,064 --> 00:57:50,574 It's ok. [Knocking] 1151 00:57:50,668 --> 00:57:55,138 I own the place. [Grunts] 1152 00:58:03,247 --> 00:58:09,717 How do you know that you're gonna die on your birthday, ma? 1153 00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:12,660 I got a... Good feeling 1154 00:58:12,757 --> 00:58:14,987 about it. 1155 00:58:18,963 --> 00:58:21,073 But ain't you scared? 1156 00:58:21,165 --> 00:58:24,565 Oh, Eddie... 1157 00:58:24,669 --> 00:58:27,739 Everybody dies. 1158 00:58:27,838 --> 00:58:30,678 And if there was something wrong with that, 1159 00:58:30,775 --> 00:58:34,705 people just wouldn't do it. 1160 00:58:36,614 --> 00:58:42,624 But don't you worry, Eddie. You got a long time left. 1161 00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:46,020 But when that time comes, 1162 00:58:46,123 --> 00:58:49,233 it'll be right for you. 1163 00:58:50,761 --> 00:58:55,571 And you'll be glad! 1164 00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:58,770 Glad. 1165 00:58:59,804 --> 00:59:02,274 Heh heh heh. 1166 00:59:06,310 --> 00:59:10,010 Now, go on. Get out of here. 1167 00:59:12,149 --> 00:59:14,149 Hmm. 1168 00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:21,888 Can I stay and talk a little while longer? 1169 00:59:21,992 --> 00:59:24,762 We had a nice talk already! 1170 00:59:24,862 --> 00:59:27,832 I can't sit here gabbing all night. 1171 00:59:27,932 --> 00:59:30,642 Be off with you! 1172 00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,310 Hmm. 1173 00:59:42,813 --> 00:59:46,683 Hmm. 1174 00:59:46,784 --> 00:59:49,594 Hmm. 1175 00:59:53,991 --> 00:59:59,861 Homer! Take good care of her! 1176 01:00:08,839 --> 01:00:11,079 Hmm. 1177 01:00:12,843 --> 01:00:15,383 [Sea gulls crying] 1178 01:00:21,418 --> 01:00:26,618 She lived a good life, Eddie, and you done all you could for her. 1179 01:00:27,825 --> 01:00:29,825 Yeah. 1180 01:00:29,927 --> 01:00:34,797 You know, ever since I was 8 years old, 1181 01:00:34,899 --> 01:00:38,069 I've been in trouble. 1182 01:00:38,168 --> 01:00:41,608 That's what I did for my mom. 1183 01:00:41,706 --> 01:00:43,806 Yeah, but you didn't mean it. 1184 01:00:43,908 --> 01:00:47,278 You know, bad stuff just kind of follows you around. That's all. 1185 01:00:47,377 --> 01:00:50,747 I mean, it's not your fault. 1186 01:00:50,848 --> 01:00:55,688 Homer, you know I'm an escaped mental patient. 1187 01:00:58,155 --> 01:00:59,355 Oh. 1188 01:00:59,456 --> 01:01:05,056 You know, I knew there was something wacky about you. 1189 01:01:21,979 --> 01:01:25,919 [Comin' down with love playing] 1190 01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:27,946 * don't bother with the doctor * 1191 01:01:28,052 --> 01:01:32,322 * 'cause there ain't nothing he can do * 1192 01:01:32,422 --> 01:01:34,192 * if your heart feels funny * 1193 01:01:34,291 --> 01:01:38,701 * it's 'cause cupid shot his arrow at you * 1194 01:01:38,796 --> 01:01:42,266 * you lay awake all night, dream about the girl * 1195 01:01:42,366 --> 01:01:45,436 * friends will say you're in another world * 1196 01:01:45,535 --> 01:01:48,205 * the doctor can't give you no magic drug * 1197 01:01:48,305 --> 01:01:51,775 * 'cause you're comin' down with love * 1198 01:01:51,876 --> 01:01:54,676 * the doctor can't give you no magic drug * 1199 01:01:54,779 --> 01:01:59,179 * 'cause you're comin' down with love * 1200 01:01:59,283 --> 01:02:01,953 [song ends] 1201 01:02:02,052 --> 01:02:05,992 [Swing music playing] 1202 01:02:07,925 --> 01:02:11,725 * well, tell, well, yeah, well, tell me that you love me back * 1203 01:02:11,829 --> 01:02:14,729 * I, yeah, my, oh, my, how I love you * 1204 01:02:14,832 --> 01:02:18,472 * just when I thought that it could never be * 1205 01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:21,068 * you came along for me 1206 01:02:21,171 --> 01:02:24,211 * whoa, oh, no, oh, nobody can do it, no * 1207 01:02:24,308 --> 01:02:27,408 * but you, whoo-hoo, do like the way you do it * 1208 01:02:27,511 --> 01:02:31,281 * just when I thought that it could never be * 1209 01:02:31,381 --> 01:02:34,181 * you came along for me 1210 01:02:34,284 --> 01:02:37,454 * just when I thought I was lost * 1211 01:02:37,554 --> 01:02:39,764 * suddenly you were there 1212 01:02:39,857 --> 01:02:43,427 * well, if you wanted me to, I'd walk to kalamazoo * 1213 01:02:43,527 --> 01:02:47,257 * just to show you how much I care * 1214 01:02:47,364 --> 01:02:48,974 * you came along for 1215 01:02:49,066 --> 01:02:50,936 * you came along for 1216 01:02:51,035 --> 01:02:54,295 * you came along for me 1217 01:03:05,515 --> 01:03:09,285 [rock music playing] 1218 01:03:28,372 --> 01:03:30,272 Eddie? 1219 01:03:36,914 --> 01:03:39,024 [Engine revving] 1220 01:03:39,116 --> 01:03:41,816 Bye, now! 1221 01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:44,790 She was cute. 1222 01:03:44,889 --> 01:03:46,559 Oh, yeah. She thought you were cute, too. 1223 01:03:46,656 --> 01:03:48,986 Look, I gotta go inside and get some candy. 1224 01:03:49,093 --> 01:03:51,533 Do me a favor. Take the hose. 1225 01:03:51,628 --> 01:03:53,358 Hey. Take the hose. 1226 01:03:53,463 --> 01:03:55,373 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Sure. 1227 01:03:55,465 --> 01:03:58,235 You got it? Yeah. 1228 01:04:02,506 --> 01:04:05,836 [Clicking] 1229 01:04:06,310 --> 01:04:10,080 [Rock music playing] 1230 01:04:23,627 --> 01:04:25,927 That's it. 1231 01:04:30,634 --> 01:04:33,304 [Gunshot] 1232 01:04:45,983 --> 01:04:49,653 [Engine revving and tires screeching] 1233 01:05:00,130 --> 01:05:02,570 [Panting] 1234 01:05:37,201 --> 01:05:38,441 No. 1235 01:05:38,535 --> 01:05:40,465 Stop the car, Eddie, right now. 1236 01:05:40,570 --> 01:05:43,040 What? No. No. Stop the car. 1237 01:05:43,140 --> 01:05:44,040 Yes. 1238 01:05:44,141 --> 01:05:45,381 I-I'm not staying with you. 1239 01:05:45,475 --> 01:05:47,635 I'm not staying. I mean it. Let me go. Calm down. 1240 01:05:47,744 --> 01:05:49,454 Calm down. Let me go now, Eddie! 1241 01:05:49,546 --> 01:05:51,976 I want to go out now. Stop the car! 1242 01:05:52,082 --> 01:05:53,452 [Tires screech] 1243 01:05:53,550 --> 01:05:56,020 God damn it, homer. Shit! 1244 01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:59,160 What is your problem? Huh? 1245 01:06:00,157 --> 01:06:02,157 Eddie: What's the matter? You just cut it out. 1246 01:06:02,259 --> 01:06:05,199 You--you killed that man back there. You killed him. 1247 01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:06,655 Homer, it was the tumor. No. 1248 01:06:06,763 --> 01:06:08,403 It was not the tumor. I seen it. 1249 01:06:08,498 --> 01:06:10,198 And you're gonna go to hell for that. 1250 01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:12,400 Don't say that to me. Don't say that. 1251 01:06:12,502 --> 01:06:14,172 Fine, go. I don't care. Just remember, 1252 01:06:14,271 --> 01:06:15,641 you promised my mother you were gonna take care of me. 1253 01:06:15,739 --> 01:06:19,479 You promised. You can't break a promise. You're supposed to be my friend. 1254 01:06:19,576 --> 01:06:22,546 You kill everybody! You can't do that! 1255 01:06:22,646 --> 01:06:25,376 You messed it up! We could have been friends, Eddie. 1256 01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:27,352 We could have been friends forever. 1257 01:06:27,451 --> 01:06:29,491 Not forever, homer-- for a month. No. 1258 01:06:29,586 --> 01:06:35,256 For one month. I'm dying, homer. 1259 01:06:35,525 --> 01:06:37,685 You're just saying that. No, I'm not. 1260 01:06:37,794 --> 01:06:41,474 It's what the doctor said at the hospital-- 1261 01:06:41,565 --> 01:06:44,225 one month. 1262 01:06:48,338 --> 01:06:50,108 It's not an excuse. 1263 01:06:50,207 --> 01:06:53,637 I don't know why I do these things. 1264 01:06:53,743 --> 01:06:56,553 I don't know. 1265 01:06:58,482 --> 01:07:01,022 It scares me. 1266 01:07:03,753 --> 01:07:06,293 I'm sorry. 1267 01:07:09,259 --> 01:07:13,629 You know you're my best friend, don't you? 1268 01:07:17,267 --> 01:07:21,767 I don't want to lose my best friend now. 1269 01:07:35,652 --> 01:07:38,392 [Tosses suitcase] 1270 01:07:38,688 --> 01:07:41,558 Well, then, you got... 1271 01:07:41,658 --> 01:07:45,258 You gotta do some things different. That's all. 1272 01:07:45,362 --> 01:07:47,032 You've got to. 1273 01:07:47,131 --> 01:07:48,231 I know. You gotta-- 1274 01:07:48,332 --> 01:07:52,242 you gotta ask god to forgive you, Eddie. 1275 01:07:52,702 --> 01:07:55,172 God doesn't forgive people like me homer. 1276 01:07:55,272 --> 01:07:57,172 Yes, he does, Eddie. He doesn't. 1277 01:07:57,274 --> 01:08:00,114 If you ask him, he will. 1278 01:08:00,210 --> 01:08:03,080 And that's no b.S. 1279 01:08:06,483 --> 01:08:08,353 Think so? 1280 01:08:11,755 --> 01:08:13,555 Promise? 1281 01:08:18,562 --> 01:08:20,702 I promise. 1282 01:08:36,313 --> 01:08:39,353 "Bless me--" what is that word? "Bless me, father" for what? 1283 01:08:39,449 --> 01:08:40,619 I have sinned. "I have sinned. 1284 01:08:40,717 --> 01:08:43,547 It's been I don't know how long since my last confession." 1285 01:08:43,653 --> 01:08:45,763 This is the stupidest idea you ever had. 1286 01:08:45,855 --> 01:08:47,355 It is not a stupid idea. 1287 01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:51,357 You're doing good. Just read from the list that we wrote. 1288 01:08:51,461 --> 01:08:53,301 Ok. I read from the list, and then what? 1289 01:08:53,397 --> 01:08:54,797 Then the priest forgives you for your sins 1290 01:08:54,898 --> 01:08:57,498 and tells you how many prayers you have to say for your penance. 1291 01:08:57,601 --> 01:09:00,101 But you gotta make sure you got 'em all written down. 1292 01:09:00,204 --> 01:09:03,544 Because if you screw up at all, it'll all be null and void. 1293 01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:04,510 And that's it? 1294 01:09:04,608 --> 01:09:06,038 Yeah, that's it. That's all. 1295 01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:09,612 That's all? I just gotta read this stuff, and he's gonna make it ok? 1296 01:09:09,713 --> 01:09:11,153 Yeah. Well. 1297 01:09:11,248 --> 01:09:13,848 [Whispering] ok, it's your turn. Huh? 1298 01:09:13,950 --> 01:09:16,720 It's your turn. Go on. 1299 01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:18,760 What's that word? 1300 01:09:18,855 --> 01:09:21,555 Sinned. ok. 1301 01:09:27,531 --> 01:09:31,441 That's it, right there. Go in there. 1302 01:09:42,712 --> 01:09:46,552 Bless me, father, for I have sinned. Um... 1303 01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:49,886 I cursed. I cursed people out. 1304 01:09:49,986 --> 01:09:53,416 I've lied. I've beat people up. 1305 01:09:53,523 --> 01:09:56,533 And, man, you know, I hit my best friend. 1306 01:09:56,626 --> 01:09:57,556 I hit homer. 1307 01:09:57,661 --> 01:10:01,331 Why did you beat up your best friend homer? 1308 01:10:01,431 --> 01:10:04,201 'Cause I get mad. 1309 01:10:06,603 --> 01:10:08,773 E-excuse me. 1310 01:10:08,872 --> 01:10:11,542 Ah-choo! 1311 01:10:11,641 --> 01:10:14,311 Ohh. Damn cold. 1312 01:10:14,411 --> 01:10:16,851 [Sniffs] God bless you, father. 1313 01:10:16,946 --> 01:10:18,776 [Door slams] 1314 01:10:18,882 --> 01:10:20,082 [Sighs] 1315 01:10:20,183 --> 01:10:22,353 You know, you ought to try some goldenseal or something. 1316 01:10:22,452 --> 01:10:24,652 That will really, you know, help get rid of that. 1317 01:10:24,754 --> 01:10:27,724 Yeah? Yeah, a couple of lozenges for your throat. 1318 01:10:27,824 --> 01:10:29,964 You sound a little hoarse. 1319 01:10:30,059 --> 01:10:30,959 Thank you. 1320 01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:33,500 Yeah. You're welcome. 1321 01:10:33,597 --> 01:10:35,767 [Sighs] 1322 01:10:35,865 --> 01:10:38,595 Do you have any other sins? 1323 01:10:38,702 --> 01:10:41,872 Yeah. Um, I killed 3 people. 1324 01:10:41,971 --> 01:10:43,441 You've killed 3 people. 1325 01:10:43,540 --> 01:10:45,540 Yeah. I killed one guy this weekend. 1326 01:10:45,642 --> 01:10:48,412 A long time ago, I killed some other people. 1327 01:10:48,512 --> 01:10:52,782 But, you know, I'm real sorry about it, really. 1328 01:10:52,882 --> 01:10:54,452 'Cause, you know... 1329 01:10:54,551 --> 01:10:58,761 I didn't want to grow up to kill anybody. 1330 01:10:58,855 --> 01:11:00,255 You know? 1331 01:11:00,357 --> 01:11:03,457 Could you just, like, make it ok with god 1332 01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:05,960 so I could, like, get on my way? 1333 01:11:06,062 --> 01:11:09,972 Murder is a very serious crime. 1334 01:11:10,066 --> 01:11:15,766 I--i can't just Grant absolution. 1335 01:11:18,575 --> 01:11:21,745 Are you gonna turn me in? 1336 01:11:21,845 --> 01:11:23,005 No. 1337 01:11:23,112 --> 01:11:25,882 No, I can't. I wouldn't. 1338 01:11:25,982 --> 01:11:30,422 But I am asking you to turn yourself in. 1339 01:11:32,756 --> 01:11:36,626 You must be out of your mind... 1340 01:11:38,628 --> 01:11:44,628 Because I'm not going back to the looney bin. 1341 01:11:58,715 --> 01:12:02,015 * been a long time gone 1342 01:12:02,118 --> 01:12:04,818 * moving on 1343 01:12:04,921 --> 01:12:10,431 * can't remember where I've been * 1344 01:12:10,527 --> 01:12:13,557 * down the line 1345 01:12:13,663 --> 01:12:16,303 * one more time 1346 01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:21,000 * yeah, living on the fringe * 1347 01:12:22,105 --> 01:12:25,305 * been a little bit rowdy 1348 01:12:25,409 --> 01:12:28,409 * a little bit lost 1349 01:12:28,512 --> 01:12:33,422 * never had what you call home 1350 01:12:34,484 --> 01:12:36,494 * going a little crazy 1351 01:12:36,586 --> 01:12:39,716 * trying to get off 1352 01:12:39,823 --> 01:12:45,463 * been trouble since I was born * 1353 01:12:45,562 --> 01:12:48,102 * baby 1354 01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:51,997 * I bet you're just like me 1355 01:12:52,101 --> 01:12:55,641 * you feel you don't belong 1356 01:12:56,940 --> 01:12:59,740 * let's see 1357 01:12:59,843 --> 01:13:03,913 * what you want from me... 1358 01:13:14,123 --> 01:13:18,903 Eddie: So, uh, your parents are ok with me staying over, huh? 1359 01:13:18,995 --> 01:13:19,955 Homer: Oh, yeah, sure. 1360 01:13:20,063 --> 01:13:22,133 Any friend of mine is a friend of theirs, 1361 01:13:22,231 --> 01:13:23,531 that's for sure. 1362 01:13:23,633 --> 01:13:25,773 My folks are good people. 1363 01:13:25,869 --> 01:13:28,609 [Rock music playing] 1364 01:13:29,573 --> 01:13:33,543 Homer, did you see Jesus go around the corner with a cross? 1365 01:13:33,643 --> 01:13:34,583 Where? 1366 01:13:34,678 --> 01:13:36,408 Right back there. I just saw him. 1367 01:13:36,513 --> 01:13:38,753 Jesus ain't around here. 1368 01:13:38,848 --> 01:13:40,978 Didn't I just tell you I goddamn saw-- 1369 01:13:41,084 --> 01:13:42,424 back the goddamn car up. 1370 01:13:42,519 --> 01:13:43,589 He just went around the corner. 1371 01:13:43,687 --> 01:13:44,617 You can't see Jesus. 1372 01:13:44,721 --> 01:13:47,521 He's been invisible ever since he was dead. 1373 01:13:47,624 --> 01:13:48,634 Just back the car up 1374 01:13:48,725 --> 01:13:50,585 and don't ask me anymore questions. 1375 01:13:50,694 --> 01:13:53,604 I'm backing up, I'm backing up. 1376 01:13:53,697 --> 01:13:56,767 Now, turn. Make this turn here. 1377 01:14:00,203 --> 01:14:02,543 [Bicycle bell rings] 1378 01:14:02,906 --> 01:14:04,706 He's got to be around here somewhere. 1379 01:14:04,808 --> 01:14:08,548 I mean, I just saw him go around the corner. 1380 01:14:08,645 --> 01:14:10,575 I think you've been seeing things again. 1381 01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:12,920 I swear I just saw him go around the corner. 1382 01:14:13,016 --> 01:14:14,816 Had on a crown of thorns. 1383 01:14:14,918 --> 01:14:15,988 Had the cross and-- 1384 01:14:16,085 --> 01:14:19,185 that's what he looks like in all the pictures. 1385 01:14:19,823 --> 01:14:20,763 Strangest thing. 1386 01:14:20,857 --> 01:14:25,697 * Jesus scared the hell right out of me * 1387 01:14:43,312 --> 01:14:46,022 [birds chirping] 1388 01:14:51,287 --> 01:14:54,657 It's our house, all right. 1389 01:14:54,758 --> 01:15:00,558 I--i just don't remember it being so big. 1390 01:15:00,797 --> 01:15:01,997 Yeah, that's new there. 1391 01:15:02,098 --> 01:15:05,228 I think they built that. 1392 01:15:06,035 --> 01:15:08,165 Yeah, they added on. 1393 01:15:11,340 --> 01:15:14,040 [Doorbell rings] 1394 01:15:19,248 --> 01:15:21,988 [Car door closes] 1395 01:15:27,190 --> 01:15:31,130 Doesn't look like anybody's there. 1396 01:15:31,961 --> 01:15:32,931 I think that's my room. 1397 01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:33,959 Oh, yeah? 1398 01:15:34,063 --> 01:15:35,203 Yeah. 1399 01:15:35,298 --> 01:15:37,628 It's got running water and everything? 1400 01:15:37,734 --> 01:15:38,644 Oh, yeah. 1401 01:15:38,735 --> 01:15:39,695 This is really nice. 1402 01:15:39,803 --> 01:15:42,043 You know, I could probably live here, man. 1403 01:15:42,138 --> 01:15:46,178 Hey, homer. You know, if I had known you was this rich, 1404 01:15:46,275 --> 01:15:47,575 I'd have probably kidnapped you 1405 01:15:47,677 --> 01:15:50,577 and then traded your ass back for this house, man. 1406 01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:52,150 This is really cool. 1407 01:15:52,248 --> 01:15:53,178 [Grunts] 1408 01:15:53,282 --> 01:15:54,182 What are you doing? 1409 01:15:54,283 --> 01:15:56,653 Trying to open the door. 1410 01:15:56,753 --> 01:15:58,693 I could just shoot the lock off. 1411 01:15:58,788 --> 01:16:00,988 "I can shoot this. I can shoot that." 1412 01:16:01,090 --> 01:16:03,960 That's your answer to everything, ain't it, Eddie? 1413 01:16:04,060 --> 01:16:05,190 No. 1414 01:16:07,831 --> 01:16:10,031 Hey, you broke my parents' door. 1415 01:16:13,169 --> 01:16:14,269 Mom! 1416 01:16:14,671 --> 01:16:15,811 Eddie: Ma! 1417 01:16:18,642 --> 01:16:20,682 Hey, Eddie, come up to my room. 1418 01:16:20,777 --> 01:16:24,607 I want to show you my Mickey mantle poster. 1419 01:16:29,653 --> 01:16:31,253 Come on, Eddie. 1420 01:16:31,955 --> 01:16:33,885 Eddie, come on. 1421 01:16:33,990 --> 01:16:36,030 Come on, Eddie. 1422 01:16:36,660 --> 01:16:40,060 Hey, now, these threads are me. 1423 01:16:46,936 --> 01:16:48,036 Flowers? 1424 01:16:53,442 --> 01:16:55,812 Where's Mickey mantle? 1425 01:16:55,912 --> 01:16:58,612 [Playing piano] 1426 01:17:04,788 --> 01:17:06,818 What are you doing here? 1427 01:17:08,692 --> 01:17:10,292 I'm homer's friend Eddie. 1428 01:17:10,393 --> 01:17:12,133 I'm calling the police. [Clatter] 1429 01:17:12,228 --> 01:17:13,998 Why? What? No--no, I'm homer's friend Eddie. 1430 01:17:14,097 --> 01:17:16,097 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Hey. 1431 01:17:16,199 --> 01:17:18,869 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1432 01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:19,898 What are you doing? 1433 01:17:20,003 --> 01:17:21,143 I told you that I'm homer's friend Eddie. 1434 01:17:21,237 --> 01:17:22,637 We have an intruder. Lanza residence. 1435 01:17:22,739 --> 01:17:23,639 Ma? No, no, no. 1436 01:17:23,740 --> 01:17:24,640 Will you send a policeman around? 1437 01:17:24,741 --> 01:17:25,641 It's some other witch. 1438 01:17:25,742 --> 01:17:26,642 She says she's gonna call the cops. 1439 01:17:26,743 --> 01:17:28,043 And if you don't stop her, I will. 1440 01:17:28,144 --> 01:17:30,214 If I were you, I'd run. 1441 01:17:30,313 --> 01:17:31,253 Who are you? 1442 01:17:31,347 --> 01:17:32,947 I've got a better question. 1443 01:17:33,049 --> 01:17:34,679 Who are you? 1444 01:17:34,784 --> 01:17:36,824 Well, I'm homer lanza. 1445 01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:38,890 And I'm looking for my mom and dad. 1446 01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:41,958 The lanzas don't have children. 1447 01:17:42,058 --> 01:17:43,328 Sure they do. Me. 1448 01:17:43,426 --> 01:17:45,756 You ask Bess the maid, ok. 1449 01:17:45,862 --> 01:17:47,302 She remembers who I am. 1450 01:17:47,396 --> 01:17:48,626 Bess retired. 1451 01:17:48,732 --> 01:17:50,632 I'm the maid now. 1452 01:17:50,734 --> 01:17:52,044 Great. 1453 01:17:52,135 --> 01:17:53,135 Well, so then 1454 01:17:53,236 --> 01:17:57,806 my mom and dad haven't told you about me yet, then. 1455 01:18:01,277 --> 01:18:04,007 Here. 1456 01:18:04,113 --> 01:18:05,313 See? 1457 01:18:05,414 --> 01:18:06,354 Look. 1458 01:18:06,449 --> 01:18:08,349 That's me. 1459 01:18:08,451 --> 01:18:11,291 That's my dad, that's my mom. 1460 01:18:11,387 --> 01:18:15,057 It's just like the photo on the piano there, 1461 01:18:15,158 --> 01:18:16,658 but I'm not in that one. 1462 01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:18,130 I'm in this one. 1463 01:18:18,227 --> 01:18:21,897 Now, can you tell me where they are, please? 1464 01:18:22,832 --> 01:18:26,842 They never told me they had a child. 1465 01:18:30,907 --> 01:18:34,807 Mr. lanza, your father 1466 01:18:34,911 --> 01:18:38,821 died 2 days ago. 1467 01:18:39,182 --> 01:18:43,322 Your mother's at the wake now. 1468 01:18:50,259 --> 01:18:51,859 Oh, where would that be? 1469 01:18:51,961 --> 01:18:56,231 Uh, the funeral home in the center of town. 1470 01:18:56,332 --> 01:18:57,432 Thank you. 1471 01:19:14,117 --> 01:19:15,247 Homer. 1472 01:19:18,221 --> 01:19:21,161 Homer, come on. 1473 01:19:21,257 --> 01:19:23,327 [Sniffles] 1474 01:19:23,426 --> 01:19:26,826 Come on. Come on, you've got to snap out of this. 1475 01:19:26,930 --> 01:19:30,130 Mr. lanza, 1476 01:19:30,233 --> 01:19:32,403 it's gonna be all right. 1477 01:19:32,501 --> 01:19:34,441 Mr. lanza, come on. Come on. 1478 01:19:34,537 --> 01:19:35,497 Come on. 1479 01:19:35,604 --> 01:19:39,084 Now, that's a good boy. That's a good boy. 1480 01:19:39,175 --> 01:19:42,445 Come on. Very good. 1481 01:19:46,282 --> 01:19:48,822 I will tell the police 1482 01:19:48,918 --> 01:19:52,418 it was a false alarm. 1483 01:19:53,189 --> 01:19:55,459 Thank you very much. 1484 01:19:57,126 --> 01:19:58,186 Eddie. 1485 01:19:58,294 --> 01:19:59,234 Ready? 1486 01:19:59,328 --> 01:20:02,128 [Marching band playing] 1487 01:20:07,971 --> 01:20:10,471 [Horns honking] 1488 01:20:17,413 --> 01:20:18,883 [Clang] 1489 01:20:18,982 --> 01:20:22,192 Get that. Goddamn, there's horse shit all over the ground. 1490 01:20:22,285 --> 01:20:24,315 What's this town think it is, dodge city? 1491 01:20:24,420 --> 01:20:25,860 Well, there's a parade here, that's why. 1492 01:20:25,955 --> 01:20:27,455 They have parades here every month. 1493 01:20:27,556 --> 01:20:29,856 'Cause they're happy people here. 1494 01:20:29,959 --> 01:20:32,459 Usually these guys are wearing hoods. 1495 01:20:32,561 --> 01:20:34,101 You can look it-- you can look it up 1496 01:20:34,197 --> 01:20:35,197 in the guinness book of records, too. 1497 01:20:35,298 --> 01:20:37,898 They have one every month here in Oregon city. 1498 01:20:38,001 --> 01:20:39,541 Come on. [Honks horn] 1499 01:20:39,635 --> 01:20:42,435 [Marching band playing] 1500 01:20:44,941 --> 01:20:49,181 Smart guy. 1501 01:20:58,054 --> 01:20:59,894 There's Jesus! 1502 01:21:01,925 --> 01:21:04,325 Did you see Jesus? Jesus Christ? 1503 01:21:04,427 --> 01:21:05,357 He's right there. 1504 01:21:05,461 --> 01:21:06,501 Ooh, what? 1505 01:21:06,595 --> 01:21:07,995 Tell me you don't see him. 1506 01:21:08,097 --> 01:21:10,267 Big as day, can't miss him. 1507 01:21:10,366 --> 01:21:12,036 He's got a crown of thorns on. 1508 01:21:12,135 --> 01:21:14,235 [Grunts] 1509 01:21:16,072 --> 01:21:17,272 [Grunting] 1510 01:21:17,373 --> 01:21:20,383 If that's not Jesus, I'm not black. 1511 01:21:20,476 --> 01:21:21,506 Oh, god. 1512 01:21:21,610 --> 01:21:24,210 I think I got a little fat. 1513 01:21:24,313 --> 01:21:26,623 I just saw him. Just saw him. 1514 01:21:26,715 --> 01:21:29,215 Eddie. Eddie, where you going? 1515 01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:32,860 Eddie, come on. 1516 01:21:32,956 --> 01:21:36,026 I want to go see my dad now. 1517 01:21:41,364 --> 01:21:43,374 Don't bug me, homer. 1518 01:21:44,167 --> 01:21:45,067 [Car door closes] 1519 01:21:45,168 --> 01:21:47,268 He's dressed in a shroud. It's him. 1520 01:21:47,370 --> 01:21:48,870 It's the big j.C. 1521 01:21:48,972 --> 01:21:50,142 Now don't piss me off, homer. 1522 01:21:50,239 --> 01:21:51,309 You want to see your father? 1523 01:21:51,407 --> 01:21:54,877 Believe me, I just seen Jesus. 1524 01:21:54,978 --> 01:21:57,578 [Marching band playing] 1525 01:22:09,625 --> 01:22:11,325 Huh? This gonna look ok? 1526 01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:12,357 Looks nice, Eddie. 1527 01:22:12,461 --> 01:22:13,631 Where did you get it? 1528 01:22:13,729 --> 01:22:15,599 Oh, uh, I got it from your house. 1529 01:22:15,698 --> 01:22:17,168 That's my dad's. 1530 01:22:17,266 --> 01:22:18,166 I know, but he's dead. 1531 01:22:18,267 --> 01:22:19,297 He's not gonna miss it. 1532 01:22:19,402 --> 01:22:22,512 Get this stuff off your back. 1533 01:22:25,674 --> 01:22:28,044 How about me, Eddie, do I look ok? 1534 01:22:28,144 --> 01:22:29,584 Yeah. Yeah, you look fine. 1535 01:22:29,678 --> 01:22:31,148 Yeah? Yeah. 1536 01:22:31,247 --> 01:22:34,177 Let me adjust your... 1537 01:22:49,132 --> 01:22:52,172 I hate dead people. 1538 01:22:52,268 --> 01:22:54,938 Go ahead. 1539 01:22:55,038 --> 01:22:56,668 Go ahead. 1540 01:23:04,180 --> 01:23:05,250 Can I help you? 1541 01:23:05,348 --> 01:23:09,088 Yes, I'm here to see my dad. 1542 01:23:09,185 --> 01:23:11,045 Who's that? 1543 01:23:11,154 --> 01:23:14,764 The dead guy up front. 1544 01:23:21,464 --> 01:23:24,734 A strange man came in acting weird. 1545 01:23:24,833 --> 01:23:27,343 He went up there. 1546 01:23:27,436 --> 01:23:30,136 [Indistinct] 1547 01:23:32,608 --> 01:23:34,038 Hey, pa. 1548 01:23:34,143 --> 01:23:35,613 I'm real sorry that 1549 01:23:35,711 --> 01:23:38,011 I didn't get here in time to see you 1550 01:23:38,114 --> 01:23:39,124 while you was alive, 1551 01:23:39,215 --> 01:23:43,615 but you probably didn't want me here anyway. 1552 01:23:43,719 --> 01:23:46,119 You know, I really don't blame you 1553 01:23:46,222 --> 01:23:48,422 for being ashamed of your mental retard son. 1554 01:23:48,524 --> 01:23:54,434 I mean, if I was you, I probably wouldn't want to know me either. 1555 01:23:54,863 --> 01:23:56,773 Oh, and I'm real sorry 1556 01:23:56,865 --> 01:24:00,095 about not paying attention 1557 01:24:00,203 --> 01:24:03,443 when that ball hit me. 1558 01:24:03,539 --> 01:24:05,009 You know. 1559 01:24:05,108 --> 01:24:10,048 I was just looking to see if you was at the game. 1560 01:24:11,814 --> 01:24:15,524 I guess you was busy. 1561 01:24:17,820 --> 01:24:21,290 I understand, dad. 1562 01:24:23,426 --> 01:24:26,396 Aw, dad... 1563 01:24:29,665 --> 01:24:34,365 You've come a long way, homer. 1564 01:24:34,470 --> 01:24:36,110 How are you? 1565 01:24:36,339 --> 01:24:39,739 I'm good, ma. How are you? 1566 01:24:42,645 --> 01:24:45,745 I tried to phone you when he died. 1567 01:24:45,848 --> 01:24:49,148 I was going to send you plane tickets. 1568 01:24:49,252 --> 01:24:52,562 Mom, you know, I really believed-- 1569 01:24:52,655 --> 01:24:57,055 I mean, I really believed that you wasn't rich 1570 01:24:57,160 --> 01:25:00,160 and that you wanted the best for me. 1571 01:25:00,263 --> 01:25:01,503 Oh, we do, homer. 1572 01:25:01,597 --> 01:25:07,367 I know, until-- until you saw that I wasn't getting no better. 1573 01:25:07,470 --> 01:25:10,210 And that you never could be proud of me. 1574 01:25:10,306 --> 01:25:12,836 And then you said "to hell with him, 1575 01:25:12,941 --> 01:25:14,811 "he ain't our son. 1576 01:25:14,910 --> 01:25:15,840 "He ain't our son. 1577 01:25:15,944 --> 01:25:17,854 "Why don't we just leave him down there 1578 01:25:17,946 --> 01:25:18,846 and forget about him?" 1579 01:25:18,947 --> 01:25:21,377 And that's what you did. 1580 01:25:21,950 --> 01:25:25,650 Homer, we love you. 1581 01:25:28,824 --> 01:25:30,134 Oh, mom. 1582 01:25:33,329 --> 01:25:38,469 Homer, I'd like you come and stay at the house tonight. 1583 01:25:38,567 --> 01:25:39,467 Hmm? 1584 01:25:39,568 --> 01:25:41,298 We can talk all day tomorrow. 1585 01:25:41,404 --> 01:25:43,314 I'd really like that. 1586 01:25:43,406 --> 01:25:45,436 I don't know, ma. 1587 01:25:45,541 --> 01:25:49,551 I don't think I'd like that so much. 1588 01:25:51,247 --> 01:25:53,617 Don't... 1589 01:25:53,716 --> 01:25:56,446 Don't hate me. 1590 01:25:56,552 --> 01:26:00,562 No, I understand. 1591 01:26:05,328 --> 01:26:08,758 It's so nice, the three of us together. 1592 01:26:08,864 --> 01:26:12,204 Yeah. 1593 01:26:12,301 --> 01:26:14,741 It is. 1594 01:26:18,006 --> 01:26:20,836 See ya, dad. 1595 01:26:25,914 --> 01:26:28,724 [Marching band playing] 1596 01:26:46,802 --> 01:26:49,642 What'd your mother say? 1597 01:26:50,839 --> 01:26:53,739 She say we could stay? 1598 01:26:53,842 --> 01:26:56,652 No. 1599 01:26:58,447 --> 01:27:00,477 No. 1600 01:27:03,419 --> 01:27:06,389 No? 1601 01:27:06,489 --> 01:27:07,719 Really? 1602 01:27:07,823 --> 01:27:09,363 No. 1603 01:27:10,426 --> 01:27:12,926 She don't want me. 1604 01:27:13,028 --> 01:27:16,698 They didn't want me at all. 1605 01:27:16,799 --> 01:27:20,469 Everything they say is... 1606 01:27:20,569 --> 01:27:23,369 It's just a bull story. 1607 01:27:23,472 --> 01:27:27,412 It's just a bull story. 1608 01:27:32,981 --> 01:27:35,221 Hey, mister, don't cry. 1609 01:27:35,318 --> 01:27:37,548 It's a parade. 1610 01:27:38,587 --> 01:27:39,517 Hey, come on. 1611 01:27:39,622 --> 01:27:42,392 Don't talk to strangers. 1612 01:27:46,028 --> 01:27:47,698 Hey! 1613 01:27:47,796 --> 01:27:48,696 You're under arrest. 1614 01:27:48,797 --> 01:27:49,927 For what? 1615 01:27:50,032 --> 01:27:53,502 I'm--I'm--I'm--I'm just--just kidding. 1616 01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:56,642 You're--you're homer lanza, right? 1617 01:27:56,739 --> 01:27:57,709 Yes. 1618 01:27:57,806 --> 01:27:58,906 Who are you? 1619 01:27:59,007 --> 01:28:00,577 Tommy dearly. 1620 01:28:00,676 --> 01:28:02,806 I was p-pitching that day you got hit 1621 01:28:02,911 --> 01:28:05,951 in the s-side of the head with the b-baseball. 1622 01:28:06,048 --> 01:28:08,878 Oh, sure, I remember you now. 1623 01:28:08,984 --> 01:28:11,394 You know, I'm s-sorry I hung 1624 01:28:11,487 --> 01:28:13,487 that curveball, man. 1625 01:28:13,589 --> 01:28:15,019 Ohh. 1626 01:28:15,123 --> 01:28:16,793 That's... 1627 01:28:16,892 --> 01:28:17,932 That's ok. 1628 01:28:18,026 --> 01:28:20,596 So, uh, what have you been doing with yourself 1629 01:28:20,696 --> 01:28:21,626 all these years? 1630 01:28:21,730 --> 01:28:23,930 Oh, I've been washing dishes. 1631 01:28:24,032 --> 01:28:25,002 Good. Good. 1632 01:28:25,100 --> 01:28:26,840 This is my good friend Eddie. 1633 01:28:26,935 --> 01:28:29,465 Eddie, this is another friend of mine, Tommy. 1634 01:28:29,572 --> 01:28:30,512 How--how--how are-- 1635 01:28:30,606 --> 01:28:32,806 this is my buddy b-b-Bobby banks. 1636 01:28:32,908 --> 01:28:36,348 He's a friend of mine on--on--on the force. 1637 01:28:44,387 --> 01:28:45,887 There's a party going on. 1638 01:28:45,988 --> 01:28:47,488 Yeah. Homer, come here. 1639 01:28:47,590 --> 01:28:49,860 There's a party going on. Come on. 1640 01:28:49,958 --> 01:28:50,888 Yeah. 1641 01:28:50,993 --> 01:28:53,563 Come on, let's go get a bodybuilder, huh? 1642 01:28:53,662 --> 01:28:54,562 Hey, uh, homer, 1643 01:28:54,663 --> 01:28:57,703 I'll--I'll s-see ya t-tonight! 1644 01:28:57,800 --> 01:29:00,940 [Polka music playing] 1645 01:29:01,036 --> 01:29:03,866 [Women singing in german] 1646 01:29:17,820 --> 01:29:19,820 Jesse! 1647 01:29:19,922 --> 01:29:20,862 Jesse! 1648 01:29:20,956 --> 01:29:21,856 Homer! 1649 01:29:21,957 --> 01:29:23,927 Jesse! 1650 01:29:24,026 --> 01:29:24,986 Hi. 1651 01:29:25,093 --> 01:29:26,863 Homer, long time no see. 1652 01:29:26,962 --> 01:29:29,602 I hate math. I hate math. 1653 01:29:29,698 --> 01:29:30,798 I hated math. 1654 01:29:32,435 --> 01:29:33,365 Who's this? 1655 01:29:33,469 --> 01:29:35,069 My little sister, remember? 1656 01:29:35,170 --> 01:29:37,740 Wow, you've really grown up. 1657 01:29:37,840 --> 01:29:39,610 Betsy, right? Betsy. 1658 01:29:39,708 --> 01:29:42,508 [Women singing in german] 1659 01:29:48,984 --> 01:29:51,924 Hey, Eddie, look at my friend. 1660 01:29:52,020 --> 01:29:54,590 See? Oh, come here, honey. 1661 01:29:54,690 --> 01:29:55,620 See? [Applause] 1662 01:29:55,724 --> 01:29:57,894 Don't he look like me? Yes. 1663 01:29:57,993 --> 01:29:58,933 Huh? 1664 01:29:59,027 --> 01:29:59,927 Hi. 1665 01:30:00,028 --> 01:30:01,928 Can I hold him? 1666 01:30:02,030 --> 01:30:03,800 Oh, please. 1667 01:30:03,899 --> 01:30:04,799 Whoop. [Laughs] 1668 01:30:04,900 --> 01:30:05,830 Yeah, there you go. 1669 01:30:05,934 --> 01:30:06,844 Oh, Eddie, guess what. 1670 01:30:06,935 --> 01:30:07,835 What? 1671 01:30:07,936 --> 01:30:09,096 You know Jesse, my friend Jesse? 1672 01:30:09,204 --> 01:30:10,644 His family owns a restaurant, 1673 01:30:10,739 --> 01:30:13,409 and he said he's gonna get me a job there. 1674 01:30:13,509 --> 01:30:14,439 And get this. 1675 01:30:14,543 --> 01:30:17,053 I'm gonna make 25 cents an hour more 1676 01:30:17,145 --> 01:30:18,905 than I did before. 1677 01:30:19,014 --> 01:30:20,154 Not bad, huh? 1678 01:30:21,850 --> 01:30:23,020 That's great. 1679 01:30:23,118 --> 01:30:24,018 Thank you. 1680 01:30:24,119 --> 01:30:25,049 That's great. 1681 01:30:25,153 --> 01:30:28,063 Hey, and I thought maybe we'd go to Canada, 1682 01:30:28,156 --> 01:30:29,556 you know, and mess around, 1683 01:30:29,658 --> 01:30:31,788 you know, get in some trouble or something. 1684 01:30:31,894 --> 01:30:32,864 I don't know, Eddie. 1685 01:30:32,961 --> 01:30:36,531 I think it's time for me to get back to business. 1686 01:30:36,632 --> 01:30:37,772 You know what, though? 1687 01:30:37,866 --> 01:30:41,436 If I ask Jesse, I bet he could get you a job there, too. 1688 01:30:41,537 --> 01:30:44,407 Come on, what do you say? 1689 01:30:44,507 --> 01:30:45,407 Sure, homer. 1690 01:30:45,508 --> 01:30:46,438 Yeah? Yeah. 1691 01:30:46,542 --> 01:30:47,542 Great. 1692 01:30:47,643 --> 01:30:50,783 Do you want to dance with me, homer? 1693 01:30:50,879 --> 01:30:52,919 Ok, Betsy, that sounds fun. 1694 01:30:53,015 --> 01:30:53,945 Come on. 1695 01:30:54,049 --> 01:30:55,549 I'll see you in a minute. 1696 01:30:55,651 --> 01:30:57,621 Yeah. 1697 01:30:59,021 --> 01:31:01,421 I don't think I know how to do this. 1698 01:31:01,524 --> 01:31:03,864 Sure, homer. Just try it. 1699 01:31:03,959 --> 01:31:05,959 1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3. 1700 01:31:06,061 --> 01:31:08,461 That's perfect. 1701 01:31:08,564 --> 01:31:11,134 [Indistinct chatter] 1702 01:31:37,092 --> 01:31:40,032 [Polka music plays in background] 1703 01:31:41,697 --> 01:31:42,597 Bobby? 1704 01:31:42,698 --> 01:31:44,668 Hey, Eddie. 1705 01:31:44,767 --> 01:31:45,767 Want to do me a favor? 1706 01:31:45,868 --> 01:31:46,798 Sure. 1707 01:31:46,902 --> 01:31:48,072 Give this to homer. 1708 01:31:48,170 --> 01:31:50,070 Sure. 1709 01:31:51,907 --> 01:31:53,937 This, too. 1710 01:31:54,042 --> 01:31:57,112 You trust me with all this? 1711 01:32:16,599 --> 01:32:18,929 Did you see which way she went? 1712 01:32:19,034 --> 01:32:20,204 She went that way, homer. 1713 01:32:20,302 --> 01:32:23,312 Just a second ago. 1714 01:32:24,740 --> 01:32:27,540 Hey, homer, what about the suitcase? 1715 01:32:42,124 --> 01:32:44,634 $1.39. You want a bag? 1716 01:32:44,727 --> 01:32:48,257 No, I don't need-- I don't need a bag. 1717 01:32:49,632 --> 01:32:55,002 I got some, um, I got some... money here somewhere. 1718 01:32:55,103 --> 01:32:56,003 You know what, 1719 01:32:56,104 --> 01:32:58,774 I gave all my money to homer. 1720 01:32:58,874 --> 01:33:02,244 Well, I guess you better go see homer. 1721 01:33:02,778 --> 01:33:06,048 Uh, see, I can't. 1722 01:33:06,148 --> 01:33:07,078 That's your problem. 1723 01:33:07,182 --> 01:33:08,152 You haven't got any money. 1724 01:33:08,250 --> 01:33:10,620 So you haven't got any money, so that's that. 1725 01:33:10,719 --> 01:33:12,189 I need the aspirin. 1726 01:33:12,287 --> 01:33:14,317 I really need the aspirin. 1727 01:33:14,422 --> 01:33:15,562 Well, that's-- that's too bad. 1728 01:33:15,658 --> 01:33:17,688 Why don't you, uh, go out and earn some money 1729 01:33:17,793 --> 01:33:18,693 and then come back. 1730 01:33:18,794 --> 01:33:19,704 I've got some change. 1731 01:33:19,795 --> 01:33:21,695 You know what, I give you a quarter, 1732 01:33:21,797 --> 01:33:22,897 you give me four. 1733 01:33:22,998 --> 01:33:26,738 I got change. I'll give you a quarter for four. 1734 01:33:32,340 --> 01:33:33,680 Eddie. 1735 01:33:44,186 --> 01:33:45,246 Look, I got the change. 1736 01:33:45,353 --> 01:33:48,263 I got--i carry change all the time. 1737 01:33:48,356 --> 01:33:50,886 I carry the change all the time. 1738 01:33:53,128 --> 01:33:54,998 Look, uh, um. [Cash register opens] 1739 01:33:55,097 --> 01:33:57,027 [Chuckles] You think... 1740 01:33:57,132 --> 01:33:58,132 I'm sorry. 1741 01:33:58,233 --> 01:34:00,843 Look. Look, just take it, for Christ's sakes. 1742 01:34:00,936 --> 01:34:03,266 Just take the goddamn money, please. 1743 01:34:03,371 --> 01:34:04,271 Take it. 1744 01:34:04,372 --> 01:34:05,412 Take it! Take it! 1745 01:34:05,507 --> 01:34:09,237 And get the fuck out of here, will you, please? 1746 01:34:09,912 --> 01:34:12,012 Jesus fucking Christ. 1747 01:34:16,384 --> 01:34:18,924 No! 1748 01:34:29,131 --> 01:34:31,331 Eddie! 1749 01:34:38,040 --> 01:34:39,240 Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. 1750 01:34:39,341 --> 01:34:40,981 Eddie, you can't die. 1751 01:34:41,076 --> 01:34:42,106 No, Eddie, you can't die. 1752 01:34:42,210 --> 01:34:45,080 Come on, I'm gonna take you to the hospital. 1753 01:34:45,180 --> 01:34:47,650 Yes. Yes, don't say that, Eddie. 1754 01:34:47,750 --> 01:34:50,090 Don't say that. You're gonna live. 1755 01:34:50,185 --> 01:34:52,185 But you are. Trust me. 1756 01:34:52,287 --> 01:34:53,687 Believe me, I know. 1757 01:34:53,789 --> 01:34:55,159 I can save you. I can. 1758 01:34:55,257 --> 01:34:57,157 No, I can. I can save you. 1759 01:34:57,259 --> 01:34:59,329 I can operate on you myself, you know that. 1760 01:34:59,427 --> 01:35:01,827 I've done it for thousands of people. 1761 01:35:01,930 --> 01:35:03,100 Put me down, homer. 1762 01:35:03,198 --> 01:35:06,098 [Grunts] Eddie. 1763 01:35:08,136 --> 01:35:11,936 Oh, god, don't let this happen. 1764 01:35:12,040 --> 01:35:12,940 Oh. 1765 01:35:13,041 --> 01:35:15,441 Oh, please. Please stop. 1766 01:35:15,543 --> 01:35:17,983 Stop, please. I need some help. 1767 01:35:18,080 --> 01:35:21,480 Please, I need some help! 1768 01:35:28,456 --> 01:35:31,886 I'm sorry, Eddie. 1769 01:35:38,566 --> 01:35:39,466 [Dragging] 1770 01:35:39,567 --> 01:35:41,467 [Whispering] Homer. 1771 01:35:41,569 --> 01:35:43,839 Homer, look. 1772 01:35:46,408 --> 01:35:49,948 I told you it was him. 1773 01:35:50,045 --> 01:35:53,375 I told you it was him. 1774 01:36:26,348 --> 01:36:28,948 [Dragging] 1775 01:36:31,987 --> 01:36:34,917 Man: Sorry about that freak. 1776 01:36:46,935 --> 01:36:51,905 God's gonna take good care of you, Eddie. 1777 01:37:05,353 --> 01:37:08,463 * so tell, tell, yeah, well, tell me that you love me * 1778 01:37:08,556 --> 01:37:11,256 * like my, my, my, oh, my 1779 01:37:11,359 --> 01:37:12,359 * how I love you 1780 01:37:12,460 --> 01:37:15,330 * just what I thought that it could never be * 1781 01:37:15,430 --> 01:37:18,200 * you came along for me 1782 01:37:18,300 --> 01:37:22,570 * no, no, no, no, whoa, oh, no, no * 1783 01:37:22,670 --> 01:37:25,340 [birds cawing] 1784 01:37:55,070 --> 01:37:58,210 [Home by Richie havens playing] 1785 01:37:58,306 --> 01:38:00,106 * home 1786 01:38:00,208 --> 01:38:05,348 * is where I long to be 1787 01:38:05,447 --> 01:38:07,517 * home 1788 01:38:07,615 --> 01:38:12,445 * with friends and family 1789 01:38:12,554 --> 01:38:15,064 * home 1790 01:38:15,157 --> 01:38:20,197 * stays in my memory 1791 01:38:20,728 --> 01:38:26,228 * oh, I wish that I was home * 1792 01:38:27,335 --> 01:38:29,135 * home 1793 01:38:29,237 --> 01:38:34,337 * is where my heart is 1794 01:38:34,442 --> 01:38:36,282 * home 1795 01:38:36,378 --> 01:38:41,478 * is where it's always been 1796 01:38:41,583 --> 01:38:43,423 * home 1797 01:38:43,518 --> 01:38:49,388 * where sweet memories live 1798 01:38:49,491 --> 01:38:55,231 * oh, I wish that I was home 1799 01:38:56,764 --> 01:39:03,514 * why do we wander so far away * 1800 01:39:04,006 --> 01:39:10,306 * and then think about it every day? * 1801 01:39:10,412 --> 01:39:13,922 * I'm going back there soon 1802 01:39:14,016 --> 01:39:18,416 * some sweet day 1803 01:39:18,520 --> 01:39:25,360 * I only hope everything is still the same * 1804 01:39:28,030 --> 01:39:30,300 * 'cause home 1805 01:39:30,398 --> 01:39:35,468 * is where I long to be 1806 01:39:35,570 --> 01:39:37,470 * home 1807 01:39:37,572 --> 01:39:42,942 * with friends and family 1808 01:39:43,045 --> 01:39:45,205 * home 1809 01:39:45,313 --> 01:39:50,653 * stays in my memory 1810 01:39:50,752 --> 01:39:56,592 * oh, I wish that I was home 1811 01:39:58,093 --> 01:40:05,073 * how I wish that I was home *